Ben Slumper

Sports Fanatic, 3x fantasy football champion, JSN glazer. Former Mexican. CTE

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

Feeling like Adam22 right now watching Montreals whole season get fucked while I am kicked back in my chair.

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

Way to turn the clock back @hallsy09. MLT is playing like a bunch of plumbers and DOBITCH needs to close his legs #swisscheese #slumpaaaaa

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

IMPACT

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

It’s almost PARAYKO-CLOCK this guy is ice cold… game winner inbound and probably 10 more blocks, guy can do it all #Slumpaaaa #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

Hey @AM34 nice back check! #OTL #buzz #slumpaaa

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

What is the god damn world coming to…. I’m sitting here on my coach with beers and chicks (nothing new). Watching JAKE FUCKING PAUL walking out to fight the guy who flatlined the baddest man in the world Francis Ngannou. AJ by please fucking god by knockout. PLEASE! #JakeJoshua

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

That's the UpperCut I taught Anderson

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

Mystic slumpaa has Beaudoin 🇨🇦 by knockout #PaulJoshua #mysticslupaaa

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

Holy bias…. These announcers hate Canada… #PaulJoshua #slumppa

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

I hope @MAKHACHEVMMA enjoys the taste of right hand and canvas. I believe the saying goes “there will only be 2 hits in this fight me hittin you and you hittin the floor”. I am inclined to believe he leave teeth marks in the canvas JDM BY WHATEVER HE WANTS!! (except sub) #UFC322

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

Here are my beers for #UFC322. Chicks are on the way. Nobody does it like #slumpaa

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

How I am gonna be commentating the UFC this weekend surrounded by chicks and beers #slumpaa #ufc322

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

The wait is over the HENDOSHOW is in full effect maybe now they will stop trying to send this guy to pasture and split the backfield. The time is now and he’s got me feeling niceyy @BarstoolGruden

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

@NFL @NFLPlus I love Henry but is it him or the team?

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

Where’s snells chin…. And where his arm. 2 for 2 ! #WANTITALL

[Steven Dunsworth @StevenDunsworth]

What I’d be willing to do to get on Pp1 back in the day : #classof99 #Dunsworthsays

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

Now I understand why my parleys have been missing! Time to make some moneyyyyyy #slumpaa

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

@StevenDunsworth This is gold taking shot so you can take shots.. great take D man people do this shit anymore!

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

Jays Win. People are getting caught in the noise. All I know is when the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for ALEJANDRO KIRK #WANTITALL #slumpaa

[Ben Slumper @BenSlumper]

@NBA Guy can ball