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@NizaamCarr8 another great performance today my brother. Are you allowed to keep your match shirts?? If so can you sign it and send it my way! #gladtohaveyouback

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@WaspsRugby Squeaky bum time!

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@FulhamFC Next time we go 2 up. Just park the bus!

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@drakey_hall It just don't like you bruv!

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@jameshaskell @WaspsRugby @SaintsRugby Well you're not! There is the small matter of the semi final at the weekend!

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@Lizzie_Deehan I doubt you'll hear anything

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@Lizzie_Deehan What time of day and how fast were ya going? I was shitting myself as was doing over 100 but never heard anything

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@Lizzie_Deehan What sort of road was it? I got flashed on a motorway at 3am didn't hear anything

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@Rhys_Priestland nice meeting you this morning mate. We share a love of bulldogs. Good luck against Toulon!

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If @NizaamCarr8 doesn't come back to wasps for next season then we have let a quality player go. He is obviously loving his time here!

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Great start! https://t.co/FTfhfpEBuT

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3' TRY WASPS! Gopperth puts Eastmond into a hole, he fixes the fullback and floats the ball into Christian Wade's arms, who races over! Gopperth converts. 7-0

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@milllllsy You know she is his auntie right?

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@KimFaultless @WaspsRugby @FalconsRugby @ChristianWade3 @premrugby @_JoshBassett I want to be just like @_JoshBassett @joshbasset and I'm 30!

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@WaspsRugby ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

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I fell for Gaby's dummy from my sofa @WaspsRugby 🏉

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@OpenreachGB twice your engineers have failed to attend an appointment without any communication! Joke of a company!

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@SkyHelpTeam Is that where the engineer who should of been with me 75 mins ago is?

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@SkyHelpTeam not even a phone call to let us know what's going on. Absolute disgrace!

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@SkyHelpTeam Your engineer is now 55 minutes late for an appointment. I now have to council appointments I have this afternoon costing me £

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@SkyHelpTeam where is he?