Ben

don’t take your gf on moguls 😭

[Ben @BenSnydes]

Blasting 808s during the USA anthem after the the Canadian anthem is wild

[Ben @BenSnydes]

@jlkurtz

[Ben @BenSnydes]

Condoms and Plan B illegal? They gonna ban pulling out too? Smh

[Ben @BenSnydes]

@mik35mith @RoleePoleeCOLEY I saw this an immediately applied for the laughs. I referenced the Lego Death Star only took me 23 minutes to build

[Old Row K-State🌾 @OldRowKansasSt]

FPD 2022 was a movie https://t.co/NohfT4BqIW

[Ben @BenSnydes]

Only score below 90 was 89 by US judge 😬 not a good look

[Ben @BenSnydes]

Rooting for Shaun White but Hirano just got robbed #triplegate

[Ben @BenSnydes]

I hate not being able to sleep. If I had known I was going to be up this late at least I could have done something productive. Probably still wouldn’t have tho

[Ben @BenSnydes]

I feel like heaven is a cash bar and hell is an open bar

[Ben @BenSnydes]

Sugar cookies are trash

[Ben @BenSnydes]

My girl uppercut me in the stomach last night while I was sleeping. When I woke up she was still dead asleep. Even her subconscious wants to beat my ass

[Ben @BenSnydes]

Here’s an idea. We move the $2.1 trillion in tax corporate tax breaks to the ~$196b the rest of the US is receiving. Sure the economy won’t boom like it is, but it certainly won’t crash. Consumerism will prevail and keep the market moving, AND US citizens can make ends meet.

[Ben @BenSnydes]

Of servicemen by calling for recounts across several states and to throw out ballots coming in late, comprised mostly of overseas military. It’s all a show for you.

[Ben @BenSnydes]

In 2015, you said the late John McCain wasn’t a war hero. In 2018, you cancelled a visit to the Aisne-Marne Cemetery because it was raining and didn’t want to get your hair wet. Oh and you called the marines who rest there losers and suckers. Last week you discredited thousands/

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

https://t.co/pBndm0Sd3M

[Ben @BenSnydes]

First time this 43 yo man has ever voted and it’s for himself. Notice how every other bubble on the ballot is empty... what a waste.

[Ben @BenSnydes]

Do you have a random ass song stuck in your head for the first 30 minutes after waking up, or are you normal?

[La Voz @TheVoice30]

A lot of people need to read this

[Ben @BenSnydes]

@MitchellM545 @CNN Fair enough 👍🏻