Derrick mfn Benson

i don’t know shit about fuck

[Derrick mfn Benson @BensonDerrick]

@mika_nicole15 I’m well aware 🤦🏻‍♂️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: “i need to go out more”

also me every time I’m free:

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

i’m very grateful to have a job to go to everyday...but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[Derrick mfn Benson @BensonDerrick]

@mika_nicole15 So you’re the one keeping them in business

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: "I need to go out more!"

Also me every time I'm free:

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“One drink won’t hurt”
Me the next day

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

you may be the love of my life, but in this game i don't know you

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

[Derrick mfn Benson @BensonDerrick]

@heathhhherr Atleast something is

[Derrick mfn Benson @BensonDerrick]

@madison_starr17 He ain’t wrong tho

[Pecos & the Rooftops @pecos_rooftops]

Sunny and cold? Sign me up for some garage beers.

[Derrick mfn Benson @BensonDerrick]

Is this thing still on?

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Bitches be like “my life a movie”

Yeah a documentary on mental illness.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Believe what you see, not what you’re told

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

“You're a jerk”

“I kno”