Luke Benson

@Bensontext

The Mountain that jokes: I want it real bad. Comedy / NUFC / Hoops

Melbourne, Victoria

Joined October 2010

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2K Followers

4.8K Posts

Luke Benson @Bensontext

about 1 month ago

When are @VW going to do something with @wemby ? Two of Europe's greatest VW's.

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

4 months ago

Aside from the outfit this is all bad, but the Dad being called "Goodwill" is funny stuff. https://t.co/DcI7wMbMyK

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

5 months ago

Would she still be alive if she was called Amy Smoothiehouse?

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

5 months ago

@newbalancehoops any plans to release a @FinAspiration colorway of the Kawhi IV? I could send suggestions over.

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Freelance journalist writing on comedy. Scotsman, Guardian, Sunday Times, i, Telegraph, BBC, Ch4, Independent, Irish Times, Metro, Herald, Vulture, Chortle, BCG

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Stand up comedian for sit down audiences. ‘The One and Only’, according to a compere.

Evening Standard comedy critic. Author of Beyond A Joke about the dark side of stand-up. Editor of #comedy website https://t.co/6l6J05UX78 Food critic.

Luke Benson @Bensontext

6 months ago

Business idea: Loops, but for nostrils. Take edge off.

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

6 months ago

My greatest nightmare is Overcooked in VR.

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

6 months ago

Where can I bet on Garfield or Del Toro making a Moby Dick film?

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

6 months ago

@labpedro I'll not be baited

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

6 months ago

I swallowed some fishing line. Shit's getting reel.

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

6 months ago

Icing my knees with a Heineken like I'm on the 80's Celtics.

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

6 months ago

Duren looks the most like a footballer playing basketball. He's incredible. #pistons #nba

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

6 months ago

I hear "Tobias" and I think both Harris and Fünke

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

6 months ago

Cade is Grant Hill meets Kyle Anderson #pistons #nba

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

7 months ago

Looking for an Airbnb in Hawkins. Dirt cheap ATM

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

7 months ago

Something very pleasing about Maxey being shifty in the Sixers throwbacks. I feel old.

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Bensontext retweeted

8 months ago

The Minnesota Timberwolves have never lost a season opener where the opposing head coach got arrested the following morning.

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Spreadapedia @Spreadapedia

8 months ago

Spreadapedia's tweet photo. https://t.co/iEjpp9OqlC

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

8 months ago

TBF things have probably been scary for Terry Rozier for a while. #NBA

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

8 months ago

Is that the plot of new Miami Vice movie sorted? Gambling ring, get the Heat involved. The lads involved might have clear diaries now for a spectacular cameo. #nba #fbi #rozier

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Luke Benson @Bensontext

9 months ago

How long till we get a beat-em up with Disney characters? Snow White vs Scary, Ariel vs Jafar. This please.

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