Happy Thanksgiving to all those in America .. here are a few treats for your recipe books #mooseturdcookies https://t.co/OmmDE7i7kt Don't forget to save the Reindeer Turds for Christmas #thanksgiving#turds#cookies
100 years ago today arms were laid down at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of the year. Today we honor this with a two minute silence starting at 11am. #ArmisticeDay
If only I'd had the foresight to plant some pumpkins in April, I'd have the most Halloweened house in the whole of the UK. #whyamineverthinkingofhalloweeninapril#pumpkin
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Man tries to fake own death to get out of paying for his mobile.. stupid.. now faking your own death to get out of doing the dishes I could get behind #VerizonWireless#extreme https://t.co/aEZPo6SQzu
Fun (maybe) fact time. Today 122 years ago was the day of the Anglo-Zanzibar War, which lasted only 38 minutes with over 500 causalities reported. #war#38minutes#zanzibar#uk https://t.co/2uC1am7t1d