Bentham

YouTuber, Streamer, CEO of @Roll4it . Operates on Bentham Nonstandard Time, currently in Daylight Wasting Time.

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

So, that turned out well.

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@OverbakedStudio "HECKMATE" WAS RIGHT THERE

[strawberry milk* princess @plurbovers]

i cant believe all new cars have that ipad in the middle. i don’t want an ipad there. where are the buttons and doodads and gizmos what the FUCK

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@RMVS08 @BladeoftheS Nobody reads anymore, they just skim and then imagine the text as something they can get an easy dunk against.

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

Finally got served the exact same captcha check after failing it the first time so I can finally confirm that the tile containing part of a motorcycle's tyre is NOT a tile that contains motorcycle.

Even though there is motorcycle in the tile.

Aren't we training AI with these?

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@kaigirl814 @mollywidstrom The solution to this mystery was carbon monoxide poisoning so you should open your windows and order a CO detector

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

A game where you're the transport secretary of a Pokémon region and your job is an endless series of catastrophic crises as routes are blocked by Snorlaxes, towns are entirely cut off for weeks at a time by construction work, and ferries are constantly being put out of action

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

The Amazing Digital Circus proves that you can be really straightforward in your storytelling and character dynamics and people still won't get it because they refuse to engage with what the show actually presents and just pretend that whatever they made up in their head is true

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@cosmacskeleton @lvssfersm Every time someone tweets that Scratch came back in the finale, game devs add another splash of yellow paint to a ledge you can grab and a character that goes "hey, I think that's a ledge you can grab"

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@dianayourself Caine did not return to Scratch.

[the flag cop @thamoonman_]

This feels like a tight 12-nation Europe imo

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@estrogenpeek Everyone puts farmfoods at the bottom until they walk in one literally one time.
Cheapest bread, biscuits, crisps, pizzas, chicken, chips... even fruit and veg, they just have a randomised selection week to week.
It's not even own brand, it's literally the good ones, for pennies.

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

Went to buy @dolmio_uk sauce and they shrinkflated it from 500g and 750g to 450 and 675. Decided it was finally time to try @HomeprideBaking but they were 485g.
So I had chicken instead.
They can have my money when they sell by 500g, otherwise I'll go elsewhere.

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Shrinkflation pisses me off so bad because not only are you ripping me off but you're gaslighting me. I go talking about how there's less crackers in each sleeve and people treat me like I'm crazy. What's actually crazy is what we're putting up with from these corpos.

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@SamSykesSwears Bridge to Terabithia also proves this. The kids only start bawling when the credits roll and their expectation that it'll all work out in the end is dashed.

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@coughdropsh https://t.co/eAngqqgRlt

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@egoraptor

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

Markiplier fans when he releases a movie:
"Oh my god this is so cool, take my money"

Gooseworx fans when she releases a movie that comes out on youtube for free two weeks later:
"What the fuck, how dare you, you piece of shit I hate you, how could you do this to us"

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@KeyesSanders @EdonTWT It should follow the stories of Ersa, Kadaman, Hekarro, Fashav and Nil as the Sun King's madness deepens, society struggles to adjust to The Derangement and the region descents into war and blood sacrifice. Aloy arrives in a story already well underway.

[Bentham @BenthamPlays]

@KeyesSanders @EdonTWT Because a ton of major stuff happens before Aloy is born, and while she's a child, in other parts of the world.
The season should start around the explosion of the mountain that begins The Derangement and leads to the Red Raids and the war between Carja and Tenakth.