Ben Thapa

Tenor/waver - agent @ssartists - gin vlog @highginx1 - marathon “runner”- next: Monostatos Wild Arts, UK tour @AbilityFormid MD @sheengatechoir

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

Let’s go Keely

[Enah @Enah0915]

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” – Confucius

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

you guys really gotta stop asking athletes what’s next after they win a medal at the Olympics

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

@tobytarrant Don’t forget Wetherspoons

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

Bang on. Thankfully I’ve enough Superdry T-shirts for the foreseeable

[Danny Darcy/Galway @dannydarcy72]

Imagine losing out to the Olympics because you have huge chopper 😆

[Owen de Visser @Owen_de_Visser]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @Keir_Starmer

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

Have you checked?!?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

*NEW COLUMN*
Imane Khelif is NOT a biological woman.. watching this shamefully unequal Olympic fight was sickening.
https://t.co/hccQmLigxU

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

@writethewrongs2 @LeeAndersonMP_ This is what I came to write. Embarrassing from him and undermines anything he might be trying to say anyway.

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

@Emma_EJM @fesshole Reflective behaviour is all too common. It’s the only way some people know.

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

@tobytarrant Annoyingly, if we assume the ball is a bouncer, not a beamer, the ball is likely to clear the batter, who will live to face another delivery. I imagine fast and straight should suffice.

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

The big question concerns the identity of the “gal” referenced here, a sadly anonymous footnote consigned to the historical waste paper bin, neatly wedged between Jane Seymour and Anne of Cleves.

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

@GladiatorsTV Another childhood icon gone. Gutted. RIP X

[Edmund Lawrence @edmundmlawrence]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Predictable dog whistle racism from a dog whistle racist.

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

@DCT_music @TheBarmyArmy £8 for a pint of Carling in a plastic cup at Wembley…

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

@JoeBangles11 @JamesBlunt Chaumes me what else you have

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

You know when the teacher makes up a pretend job like pencil monitor for the thick kid who’s always getting into trouble? Anyway, Lee Anderson is now Chief Whip of the Reform Party.

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

Hard relate

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Male, 44. Turned up at speed dating event & there were fourteen women & I was the only man. All the women decided to stay single rather than even talk to me for two minutes. Left with a smile and a cheery "no problem" but inside I was devastated at the size of this rejection.

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

Blimey, the blood pressure in that photograph

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

News Flash 🚨

The fox is in the henhouse

Day 1

[Ben Thapa @BenThapa82]

@dave43law @LeeAndersonMP_ Better than I could have ever expressed it.