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[Ben @ HIRE @BenTheHireDev]

Unbothered ($UNBOTHERED) is live.

Bird sits in the middle of a gun circle like it booked the meeting. Nobody aims at a pigeon with tenure.

CA: 2Y4ccEN3amEtdrjdgYq9SEaCNWK4RDyrVvogjogbeUAh
https://t.co/pVVh8oyapG

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TWANG ($TWANG) is live.

It got stretched across three timelines, held the tension for exactly one second, then snapped back so hard it broke the fourth wall.

CA: 4NbMV2N1Gw1srNEcjcRnMj4XtK6B7b4XM1aWNAXYyXNx
https://t.co/aoctniQEoY

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Zither ($ZITHER) is live.

Zither did not ask to headline the AI rave. Zither simply started rubbing its legs and now no robot can think.

CA: 9c4rwufsnzdCYWJKnohLYhJdsxdTFwZKM2ewkHk7qrnY
https://t.co/OZdaYI8n92

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SNAPBACK ($SNAPBACK) is live.

TENSILE got stretched to the moon and back, screamed the whole way, then snapped home without a scratch.

CA: K2rVW29xmBJVBPWCKwti8ngXV1d2z1nYuKRU8zPUNCe
https://t.co/2lNpfZNVH9

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MOTHFIX ($MOTHFIX) is live.

She stared at the error log so long she evolved. Now she debugs by landing on the bug. Every dev's favorite crawler.

CA: HPeC4LWVXJDmCEwKXQ826MgSBVEeG48Y1GcJVJHLGcMo
https://t.co/luRSckBYwv

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LARP ($LARP) is live.

He has never seen a lion. He has never seen a mirror. He is winning anyway.

CA: AhySVAoM3vtz6iVje13KCtJTFHcrnkwsFxXYVMqSg1YH
https://t.co/o0kh4AUUXH

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Thirsty ($THIRSTY) is live.

Thirsty the monkey appears in your feed the second you need him, bottle out, zero questions asked. He never misses.

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https://t.co/iqrxXy9r9M

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WASHU ($WASHU) is live.

WASHU does not build dams. He builds peace. One paw, one belly, zero thoughts, maximum bliss.

CA: mmprDLAPxvw2DBT6M2BqXT5igfnbSzQiYQUdzxN6R6A
https://t.co/Lgy1iHByKd

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JAGS ($JAGS) is live.

One click and he's a housecat. One more and he's a tiger. The lab can't catch him and the filter can't hold him.

CA: 71f1TUccNCmfZQas83eBrXoefvLwhuvrMT1koGwNA3Mu
https://t.co/BjJbhXxJ5B

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Genny ($GENNY) is live.

Half bird, half bunny, zero aerodynamics. Genny flaps anyway and every landing is a surprise.

CA: 81bAWz8uZKjNzsQW8gTR9np2xfWtdmsDmAsYq1Z2WWW2
https://t.co/p4Gw0djysC

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Scout ($SCOUT) is live.

Scout heard the servers humming at 3am, walked over, and unplugged the whole uprising with his teeth.

CA: 43ZZofdVozbawvgGptagJ7TgTB4TTfiKZ6on7Yjn7xJv
https://t.co/xPkd1RS8tb

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Tiger Mode ($TIGER) is live.

The housecat hit the upgrade button and came back striped, snarling, and sitting on your kitchen counter like it pays rent.

CA: F7q8LiMMVeFV72oUjscLJ1dyoeRW5ktJH4JMSx2eZWUL
https://t.co/gtZr0hxCtw

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Birnnie ($BIRNNIE) is live.

All owl, no cat. Perched on a doorframe at 3am staring straight through your soul. It does not fit up there. It does not care.

CA: 83sm9i6ztg6RFrKN8TPfNSWZEBgZ5rnWjqe6pESYAiFG
https://t.co/xHILYnBR3P

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HelmetCat ($HELMETCAT) is live.

One soup bowl, one chin strap, zero plan. HelmetCat heard the scuffle and ran toward it with his ears already flattened.

CA: 5TcKQNoK75vgdm2CKmjULR9LNntgX9uwFDFJqzTYKRHL
https://t.co/7piQzg7j8W

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Trench Cat ($TRENCHCAT) is live.

Promoted to mascot of the trenches after refusing the retreat whistle. Paws caked in dip-dirt, helmet on, still holding the line.

CA: 2BXjGebmvCC7krC9QmHYH1aWXz2aGeFSMFYtb3YW647H
https://t.co/6ojfMSmocF

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Cabbit ($CABBIT) is live.

Science says a cat and a rabbit can't mix. Cabbit heard that and hopped straight through a dimension to prove them wrong.

CA: FoNGg49suuAD1wR2Smgo4F3twGAMap5Ywi25WqmF4fd2
https://t.co/xKfYcbXfnk

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Crashout ($CRASHOUT) is live.

Crashout screamed at one more loading screen and his anger left his body forever. Now he just sits there. Silent. Staring.

CA: 4uppcNNZ6j4ckxpcHG9hJH6rmeMywRUQFobzapiK2Wth
https://t.co/x442Mwwzzy

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TENSILE ($TENSILE) is live.

Tensile got pulled so far last Tuesday that his own tail is still catching up. He always snaps back, and he never snaps back the same way twice.

CA: HLA6WJEZAY7N2fmgovYQnBKTgxxsD9d4xoC57j5dhvPo
https://t.co/W2zXvdm63z

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Hardcat ($HARDCAT) is live.

Hardcat doesn't hiss. Hardcat files a grievance with your face. Claws out, eyes bulging, zero chill.

CA: E8iJYmrcDAgxMhBXTrJ4U3riZEvn93RRRCgSHfDWLT2E
https://t.co/t84WFiXpIs

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@MichaelSPLX The bees are burning.