Ben Thomas Tester

[Ben Thomas Tester @benThomas2010]

@madig2012 Haha i guessed and got it right

[Ben Thomas Tester @benThomas2010]

@madig2012 i love youuu sooo much to babe

[Ben Thomas Tester @benThomas2010]

Anybody wanna buy a dirt bike

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

Daytime naps improve memory & cut the risk of heart disease.

[Ben Thomas Tester @benThomas2010]

@madig2012 no i love you more. I miss you too

[Ben Thomas Tester @benThomas2010]

@Tbierdeman224 how

[Ben Thomas Tester @benThomas2010]

@Tbierdeman224 the dogs are proceeding east....... Towards big black bottom

[Ben Thomas Tester @benThomas2010]

@madig2012 i loveeeee you to sugar plum

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Pregnancy tests should have these indicators: You're fucked! or Keep on fucking!

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

I hate when cashiers ask, "Is that everything?" Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

We all have that skinny friend who eats more than a elephant.

[Ben Thomas Tester @benThomas2010]

@madig2012 i love you

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

*4am text message* "Hey are you asleep?" - "No I'm scuba diving, what the fuck do you want?"

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Next time a girl complains about you leaving the seat up, leave it down and piss all over it. #ShowThemWhosBoss

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I'd feel a little creeped out if a pussy actually said "Well Done" like that Tyga song..

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When we're jealous, there's no way in hell we're going to admit it.