Sans

{{On days like these, kids like you, should be burning in Hell}} (GenderBent/Any route) Literate/Detailed/Serious {Art By HopeBiscuit}

[Sans @BentPuns]

"Hey, I'd uh go around introducin' myself but I'm on break"
//Not new to RP or Undertale
Experienced
RTs appreciated https://t.co/gomItj0t6f

[Sans @BentPuns]

@PeskyLoveBee she'd snicker. "I know I just wanted you to say it. Alright BP, I'll stop picking on you. I'll probably head to grillby's"

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// I'm laughing like a maniac and I don't know why. I shouldn't be laughing this hard

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@PeskyLoveBee "I thought you were 'IM donewith your bullshit'"

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@PeskyLoveBee she'd wink and blows a kiss tauntingly "My diet consists of salt~"

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@MettatonBeauty // There were quite a few poorly drawn anime as well. Then we had trigun in 98'

[Sans @BentPuns]

@PeskyLoveBee "Hi, donewith your bullshit."

Don't. Do. It....

"I'm Sans."

[Sans @BentPuns]

"I might be a woman, but I still gots a bigger /bone/ than flowey" #Onlinish. #WhatAmIEvenDoing? #ItsOneInTheMornSendHelp

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@Under_Frisk Sans would teleport them to @Doctor_Alphys_'s lab. "Hey doc, I brought you a patient. They're in prickly prickly situation."

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@mettatonton "Ever seen chalkzone? Same deal, but for graphite."

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@Under_Frisk She just casually turns frisks's soul blue, and tries to keep it in frisk's body.
"Short cut time, which alphys do you want?"

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Slowly just fades into the background.

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@Under_Frisk *Shrugs* "Hey kid, I could probably put your soul back if you want me to, alphas might be able to heal the rest?"

[Sans @BentPuns]

suggestive eye brow wiggling https://t.co/TE0h84f8FU

[gone @TheBrokenBeast]

//you know what I want

[Sans @BentPuns]

"Heh. Kid on a stick.....
Toriel is so gonna kill me later for letting this happen." https://t.co/UvQMmk38g0

[🍇 @passivesouI]

* AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
She became paralyzed from the spear, ultimately bleeding to death. RIP.

[Sans @BentPuns]

@CoolestSkeleton "Huh, maybe it'll be what raises us from the underground."

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// Feel good Ink. In my ass. https://t.co/UD8w9cxOrH

[Silentstar @BlazeLeaderWC]

(I Write Sins Not Tragedies in my ass...xD)

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@Goat_Says_Hi "I'd rather not, none of them look like my type."

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@CoolestSkeleton "Now that's something I can get behind."

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@mettaton_mtt "I call first on the punch line." She smirks.

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"I'd drink as well, but that stuff goes right through me."

"Or does it? Writer what the hell am I a skeleton or not?"

//*shrugs*