Ben Turner

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

I will learn to juggle!

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

Try kicking a pigeon away from me and two minutes later a bird shits on my table a few inches away from me 😶

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

@sophxholdsworth Not as nice as sunny Spain but it's not too bad and there's no rain. Next stop is to the coast and eventually Dubrovnik 😝

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

I swear this guy next to me is whispering parseltongue and is doing something really fucking weird!

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

At a bar and a random sits next to me, he asks why I picked this place, "because there's beer and it's sunny", turns out it's Britain Way! 😂

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

@sophxholdsworth left Milan last night on a coach and landed in Zagreb, Croatia this morning, beautiful place. How're you doing at your end?

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

If I keep buying beers whenever I meet new people I'm going to have an empty wallet and a fat beer belly real quick🍺

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

Not sure if I smell balsamic vinegar from a woman's salad on the right of me or a this guys feet on the left of me 😷

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

Paella and sangria with a guy called Sho from Tokyo 👍

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

@Jordan_Culshaw https://t.co/8mrQ0S6Qrb

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Mark Clattenburg thinking about all the money he's going to make in Saudi Arabia...

https://t.co/E8lqTgmqSB

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

@Dugdale94 yeah 👍

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

Am I seriously watching someone put placenta chunks in a smoothie?

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

The xx- Dangerous 🙌

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

Latest dream: a peacock chasing me, then I realise it's not trying to attack me it's just trying to get close, so I try and nab selfies.

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

Did I really just think about giving up alcohol for my New Years resolution? I must be rough.

[Meme Voyager @TheMemeVoyager]

WTF did I just watch

https://t.co/5Kjlk8XALN

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

It's the day after Boxing Day and I'm already considering resorting to the quiche. My life is a shambles.

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

Reminder: Chris Brown smashed in Rihanna's face

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

Merry Christmas

[Ben Turner @BenTurner95]

Note to self: DO NOT DRINK VODKA OVER CHRISTMAS