ben weller

i'll never drink the water, make you order french champagne

[ben weller @BenWeller]

watching Gordon Ramsey's most recent shows, it seems like he is 30% restaurant consultant and 70% social worker. such a cool guy

[ben weller @BenWeller]

He's got almost a Mao-esque approach to industrial policy hasn't he? "Every American must produce 0.8 iphones, for the glory of MAGA. Do it in your backyards as we don't have any iPhone factories"

[ben weller @BenWeller]

im as left wing as they come but this show is just awful

[ben weller @BenWeller]

i hate when im hanging out with someone funny and they make me laugh out loud with their jokes. thanks for provoking an involuntary reaction, you creep

[ben weller @BenWeller]

some bullshit caption

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

This is Swaminarayan Akshardham, a colossal Hindu temple in Delhi built with marble and limestone and covered in thousands of sculptures.

But this is not an ancient temple — it is less than twenty years old.

And it might change the future of architecture...

[ben weller @BenWeller]

what if we kissed in the

[ben weller @BenWeller]

new definition of obsessed just dropped

[ben weller @BenWeller]

when my bf wants to try something kinky

[ben weller @BenWeller]

it's sunny again im so happy i could almost smile

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

[ben weller @BenWeller]

im just an english person, sitting in a pub garden in april, pretending to be warm enough

[ben weller @BenWeller]

why does my bank notify me every time i spend money? like yeh im not happy about it either man

[ben weller @BenWeller]

dreaming up the worst possible guinness serve in case the shitlondonguinness guy ever comes into my pub

[ben weller @BenWeller]

booked into a fancy gin bar that stocks over 500 gins just so i can go in and order a Gordon's. sitting here giggling to myself in anticipation

[November @postoctobrist]

I don’t want to have responsibilities, I want to start a new 100-hour RPG I’m maybe like 20% enjoying and grimly complete side quests and clear the map

[ben weller @BenWeller]

@WMcHBg sorry for your loss ❤

[ben weller @BenWeller]

sorry your boyfriend started prioritising relativism over pragmatic thought and is now rapidly descending into nihilism

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Yesterday Prince Charles owned zero swans and today he owns all the swans in England. Really makes you think.