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Actor / Writer / 6x Winner, Milt and Edie's Dry Cleaners Photo Caption Contest. @trailblazers, @lvaces and @njdevils, not that you asked.

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Done posting here. Please go find me there!

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@brookeolzendam @L_Hurd @KevinCalabro Love to see you all with GO…does he have a take on the Grinch?

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@brookeolzendam @L_Hurd Nickname suggestion for @toomany_buckets: The Belgian Bulwark. I can already hear it in @KevinCalabro’s voice 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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@davidsirota Promoting your work? On social media? I’m sorry but it simply isn’t done

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@highkin Welp

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@CHold

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Dropping absolute bangers like this on the reg over at the other place - follow me there why don’t you

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@rhinosoros It’s the damnedest thing, I was actually praying really hard right before he had the accident

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@trailblazers Starting a petition to make every night this season Donovan Clingan Glass night

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@fabucat @PplsCityCouncil I too am old enough to remember a time when anybody gave a shit about the candidate’s character

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THE RIDDLER: At last, Gotham has a supervillain who will torture Batman with riddles

THE JOKER: Um

THE RIDDLER: A weapon similar but far superior to mere jokes or clownery

THE JOKER: ok WOW

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@fabucat @PplsCityCouncil That’s so far from the worst of it…but it’ll all be lost down the memory hole by 2028, if it isn’t already.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Would love to help you guys but that would be unfair to the campaigns that paid off their loans

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@SxarletRed @katewillett “I threw a whole cup of water on that house fire and got no credit for it”

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I will never get over how this man not only retains his leadership position, but somehow escapes even the mildest criticism when the party goes full-blown circular firing squad

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Chuck Schumer saying "For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia" forever.

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@JuliusGoat “A coordinated campaign of bomb threats at majority minority polling places are but threads in our gorgeous American tapestry”

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Happy “Race for the White House 2028” Kickoff Day to all who celebrate…please join me in a festive glass of Drano! 🥂

[Ashley Zavala @ZavalaA]

BREAKING: Gov. Gavin Newsom calls special legislative session to “protect California values, including fundamental civil rights, reproductive freedom, climate action, immigrant families.”

The special session will begin Dec. 2 when new California lawmakers get sworn in.

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I guess we’re not wasting any time Making America Great Again. And on a missing pet flyer, of all things…utterly despicable.

My wife is the one who took this photo today and confirms that the swastika was not there Tuesday morning.

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@DKThomp @mehdirhasan If only the Senator from MBNA had been more business-friendly