Traffic Jam Master Jay

The intersection of tech, ethics, and politics is my home. Schuylkill water in my veins.
Careful what you say, I might work with you

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@rpnickson Only GenZ would dare to wake the sleeping giant that is the RIAA in the battle over AI. Ya'll don't remember how they absolutely beat the brakes off of Napster and Livewire.

The RIAA is undefeated. We are exiting the fuck around phase and speed-running towards find out.

[Liam 💕 @liambrefberinn]

im sorry I couldn't wait for the full game

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@ScootablueA @TheCartelDel it might be time to start a mount rushmore of tired videogame haircuts

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@BNONews @JasonKPargin They used too much astrophage

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@davidhayes1017 Damn, Lebron been ballin so long that he was mentioned in a Joe Budden lyric

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[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

RIP, Clarence Carter.

In 2023, Billboard ranked ‘Strokin’’ (1986) at #79 on its list of ‘The 100 Best Pop Songs Never to Hit the Hot 💯’, a track simply too filthy for radio to touch.

[Aftermath @Aftermath_site]

Double Fine is unionizing

https://t.co/oEx4OJjrje

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@GenePark Screw the haters and the trolls. Side note, have you checked out Titanium Court yet? It's my vote for best narrative of the year so far

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@dieworkwear Or...
now hear me out...
that thang be thangin

[Del @TheCartelDel]

Thanks for the 30,000 Views on my first Youtube Video. Now here's the second:
https://t.co/IFlFC85OrR

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@basketballmygod @Phil_Lewis_ @TiffanyDCross We do. We don't break them up or prevent them from forming. We just frown at them

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@Dexerto @Devora_Wilde THIS IS YOUR MOMENT

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@e_considine @philipammar @IMAO_ You just invented the Cable TV model

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@TeaBow_Twitch @HaunterV @NoMansSky Releasing an announcement trailer isn't hype though. With the constant updates to NMS, it was just them going "BTW, with this many updates, you may think NMS is all we're working on, but don't worry, we have something fresh and new coming too".

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@The_Dark_Talez @WllfriedZaha https://t.co/kJWDr5sOn7

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@ainesanapulla @greatBigDot @_its_not_real_ https://t.co/oUTYJu8Aga

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@greatBigDot @_its_not_real_ Fast Identity Online. If logging in requires you to use something you physically have like a USB key with an encrypted certificate that you have to physically plug in to authenticate, then email phishing attempts don't matter anymore because an attacker needs that device

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@greatBigDot @_its_not_real_ Fast Identity Online. If logging in requires you to use something you physically have like a USB key with an encrypted certificate that you have to physically plug in to authenticate, then email phishing attempts don't matter anymore because an attacker needs that device

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

@allenanalysis Stephen Miller is a vampire that can only drink blood from toes

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

To recap:

• HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street
• Netflix picks up Sesame Street
• Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max

Elmo's out here playing 3D chess

[Traffic Jam Master Jay @BenzoCarson]

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