Brian Patrick Roberts

Nancy Drew says all you need is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I’ve got an inquisitive temperament.

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"YOU GUYS EVER LISTEN TO JOY DIVISION"

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I gave up on my dream of being a sportswriter at the first sign of adversity and yet still here I am annoyed the karaoke bar doesn’t have the Live at the Hammersmith version of Thunder Road.

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Mental Health Professional: you’re not engaging with the outside world, you’re not taking care of yourself. For weeks now all you’ve been doing is
Me: (interrupting) Listening to Oasis, yeah.

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@WFAN660 Goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things!

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@amato_mike @GregBalloch These minimalist designed ones look way better from a distance than modern masks IMO.

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@VladApostolDO No it was awesome and the only shame is we didn’t fire more people

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@lurchingbeast @afrocosmist I’m just glad my cat lets me use the kitchen counters.

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@CjgbVictoria That’s what is being reported, yes.

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Guy in our shinny locker room this morning grew up playing with the Gaudreaus. Heart broken seeing him get the news.

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@ShockWave311 I mean I’ve seen the rehearsal dinner take place a week before, especially for a Friday wedding.

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@JamesSmyth621 Other than Judge, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Yankee hitter go on a tear like the one Giambi went on for two months after that homer.

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I don’t want to sound pretentious here but the Gallagher brothers comprise a dramaturgical dyad.

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Hopefully one day Johnny Marr can reconcile with the band’s lead singer, Rick Astley, so we can get a reunion tour.

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So now that Oasis is getting back together what’s the band leaving the most money on the table by not reuniting, has to be The Smiths right?

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My “I would cry if Oasis didn’t play this at a concert I attended” playlist is two and a half hours long and I swear I made a lot of tough cuts to get it that short.

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@DCRyzin What’s the giveaway tonight?

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They should make sure to get John Squire as the opener for the Oasis reunion and then after that just pretend he always played lead guitar for Oasis.

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@wgdaquila Play Knebworth again IMO

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@DanielKotzin @JamesSurowiecki You’re a fucking moron

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@tinytempah235 Yeah you’re just a selfish prick freeloading off a bad system.

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@tinytempah235 I’m not spending money at restaurants? That’s the whole point you’re financially supporting the system.

So convenient for you that making the world better requires zero personal sacrifice and actually saves you money. I’m sure this isn’t just personal motivated.