Beren’s Missing Hand

Wannabe jewele thief, proud househusband, unhinged fellowship

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@prettyangryelf @BerenRenowned @NotHalbrand @Pharazonsbeard @sauronsgoodboy I would prefer getting reattached thank you very much.
I only got separated because of that DUMB wolf

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@NotHalbrand @prettyangryelf @Pharazonsbeard @sauronsgoodboy It’s YOU! I ought to give you a smack too.

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@prettyangryelf @Pharazonsbeard @sauronsgoodboy @NotHalbrand Hello! I can tickle the wolf’s belly from the inside.

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@DailyRoP @BerenRenowned

[Pharazôn’s Beard's Lice 🪳 @Pharazonsbeard]

Coming soon…. Daily affirmations with Pharazon’s Beard Lice

#unhingedfellowship #fellowshipoftheunhinged #RespectForTolkien #LOTR

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@NotHalbrand

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@ParttimeNazgul @BerenRenowned @melkorisherenow I would like to, but he’s TERRIBLE at giving directions. I’ve been trying to find him for AGES.

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@ParttimeNazgul @BerenRenowned @melkorisherenow He was mean first!

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@Feanorsjoy @melkorisherenow @BerenRenowned You take on after your creator’s egomania

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@NotHalbrand @Feanorsjoy @melkorisherenow @BerenRenowned Sounds like it’s time to get one of your beloved fingers severed..

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@ParttimeNazgul @melkorisherenow @BerenRenowned I was literally minding my own business trying to find my way to the rest of me, when I was rudely mentioned in this thread with threats of dragon violence!

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@Feanorsjoy @melkorisherenow @BerenRenowned You’re the reason I ended up in that horrid, dank nightmare in the first place!

And honestly, I don’t get the fuss over feanors jewels…#overrated

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@ParttimeNazgul @melkorisherenow @BerenRenowned Morgoth literally said he would feed me to his dragon. Typical self-victimizing rubbish!

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@ParttimeNazgul @melkorisherenow @BerenRenowned If he tries to harm me he’s getting slapped

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@melkorisherenow @BerenRenowned

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@BerenRenowned @melkorisherenow I’ll slap the tong and use it to slap morgoth and your silly face

[Beren’s Missing Hand @Berenslosthand]

@BerenRenowned So cranky