Bailsofhay5678 🌻🐢🍵 she/her

we shoulda stayed in the primordial soup

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Evolution is actually such a beautiful analogy for passing down gifts so the people born after them can have better lives. how people’s purpose is using the wisdom and gifts of the people before you to live a good life and continuing the work of helping the people around you

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What is dating but oversharing in between silly bits

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My fave part of the night is when the idea finally hits of what my delusional fantasy to fall asleep to will be.

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I can’t be held accountable for my actions when this song plays.

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God, yodeling is so sexy!

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I know I’m delusional because sometimes when I’m high and walking down the street, I think I made up a new math theorem or proof and I’m like wow, I think I just did something.

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What is a hotdog but a hard smoothie of meat.

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Being on your phone doesn’t count if you’re sitting outside.

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Important email update from my mother

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I saw a bunch of tik toks about hardtack today and sent them to my friends and nobody knew what hardtack was!! Am I the only one who ate it as a fun activity in elementary school? Like when we were learning about pirate stuff. Did the NH public school system fail me?

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One thing about me is that I’m gonna keep myself on my toes musically. I never know the next move

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My neighbors listening to me through the walls while I voice to text my existential crisis notes: 👁️👄👁️

My neighbors when 2 seconds later I’m singing a hit showtune and not doing it well: 😬

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Having an emotional support celebrity crush is so helpful. Every time I’m on the brink of a menty b I just cling onto a random celebrity and learn everything about them and it gives my life some purpose.

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Can we please have an American Eurovision! I’m dying to see who would represent the states!

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All I want is to be good at everything I try and never have anyone disappointed in or mad at me… is that too much to ask for?

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It’s weird when people say “oh it’s just a band aid, it doesn’t solve the actual problem” like yah, and yet band aids are literally very important to medicine and provide safety to cuts in order to allow them to heal properly. Like band aids are essential.

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When you exit out of a note and realize your notes app is truly an example of how your mind works.

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Rap music in European teen romance movies is so silly sounding.

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I hate to say it, but being able to do a magic trick is a hot trait.

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The Scifi channel was really working overtime to put out some bangers in the 2010s. Eureka! Warehouse 13! The magicians! Those random 3-episode shorts like Alice! Bangers!