Chris Berg

It's been....weird.

[Chris Berg @bergthefirst]

@hunteryharris I saw The Wizard of the Kremlin yesterday. It's about Vladimir Putin and the men behind his rise. Everyone spoke English with an English accent.

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@LameFightz Scottie P learns that he DOES have some ragrets

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@jowrotethis I saw the great @toriamos cover that song live at a show in Austin. My daughter had requested it personally when we met her earlier that day. So I'm forever fucked up about it too. 🥹

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@SeanFennessey @TheBigPic Is the SW Movie Draft the April Fools joke here? There are only a dozen or so movies, so what would we be drafting?

[Chris Berg @bergthefirst]

@jowrotethis Get IN, Mari!!

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@jowrotethis One day I hope to be emotionally strong enough to do a full rewatch in real time. Start at 7 am and go the whole 15 hours without stopping.

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@RingerVerse @VanLathan @charlesxholmes @JomiAdeniran I definitely read this wrong. I thought y'all were just drafting white girls. Categories could be: music, movies/tv, sports, over 40, and wild card. Could be really problematic. Now that I'm thinking about it, I wanna see it. Pew pew 👉🏼👉🏼

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@james_art_do @jowrotethis Bodies Bodies Bodies signing in 🙋🏼‍♂️

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@jowrotethis @MalloryRubin I can't listen to this one in public. Got me crying in the back of an Uber 😭

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@SiddhantAdlakha @jowrotethis Mission Report

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@jowrotethis Die with yours (just not for like 50 years pls 🙏🏼)

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@TheBigPic As I read this, it is 25 days away

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@TheBigPic @SeanFennessey @ChrisRyan77 No one took Running Scared and I'm mad. Oh no!

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@jowrotethis I'm O+ if you need blood. Or a kidney 🫶🏼

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@johnrich Bc you can't ask the dead ones

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@jowrotethis For COMFORT I just always go for old NFL highlights. I never get tired of rewatching them. But if I'm UNhappy and want to be happy then I watch Tom Holland do Umbrella ☂️

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@TheBigPic Mal's pick of Love and Basketball was a tomahawk dunk over Sean, Rob, and CR. And that wasn't even the highlight of the draft. Jo might have the best roster but the winner is Mallory Rubin.
Really we ALL won but among the combatants, it's Mal.

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@MattWalshBlog @JoelWBerry @chadfelixg Prove it

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@NOLAnews The genius who let Jake Delhomme (and Jeff Blake) walk bc he thought Aaron Brooks was better

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@CrazyVibes_1 @crazyclips_ "If THIS doesn't inspire some good ol' heterosexual sex, then idk what will"
-that guy