Ber Lin

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@WilliamShatner oh my Lord I was blessed with Bills touch I will never use another comma or dot again

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

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[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@WilliamShatner You, Canadians, don't really punctuate, do ya?

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher’s audience audibly gasps when he reads what the Democratic Socialists of America are actually saying out loud:

MAHER: “Trump has told 1 trillion lies, but when he says the DSA are actually COMMUNISTS, that’s not one of them.”

“And it’s not hard to prove it just by quoting the DSA and their candidates.”

“J.D. Vance was on the show, and I told him that if the Democratic Party keeps going in the direction of the DSA, my vote was in play. And all I heard all vacation was, ‘Oh, my God, you’re a Republican now.’ No, that's not what I said. I said in play, and here’s why.”

“Because not a week goes by where I don’t read about some newly chosen, exciting new face in the Democratic Party. And then when that face opens its mouth, the Communist Manifesto or some other crazy shit comes out! Again.”

“Let’s just read the quotes. The DSA platform says: ‘You work as much as you are able and no more than needed.’ If that was any closer to Karl Marx’s dictum, from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs, they’d be sued for plagiarism.”

“New York Mayor Mamdani once tweeted, Karl Marx’s words exactly. They’re not trying to hide it. Their most popular influencer, Hasan Piker, thinks communism is so groovy, he laments the fall of two of the most murderous regimes in history, the Soviet Union and Chairman Mao's China.”

“Mamdani's aide, his top aide, Cea Weaver, said, ‘If you don't believe in the government's sacred right to seize property, it's over.’ And ‘impoverish the white middle class.’ What? That's a goal? You know you're supposed to scare people into voting for you, right?”

“One of the new, soon-to-be Democratic congresspeople, Darlesia Chavalier, supports seizing all properties from landlords and said, ‘Seize the means of production.’ Mamdani has said ‘The end goal is seizing the means of production.’ I think they want to seize the means of production.”

“Now, maybe you missed that in school or missed school altogether, but THAT'S COMMUNISM.”

“Now the coalition within the DSA called the Marxist Unity Group is in ascendance. And I must take them at their word. When their words include, ‘Our commitment is to the long-term struggle for a fully liberated classless society. In a word, communism.’”

“What do they have to do, tweet out ‘Elect more communists’? Oh, yeah, Cea Weaver did that.”

[Shows tweet, audience audibly gasps]

“Yes, [she really did that]! ... People gotta realize this is going on.”

[Silverhand @21xSilverhand]

A man who went to prison for talking people out of their money filmed himself doing it live, then sold the method as a course. 7 million people have watched him work.

The man is Jordan Belfort. The film about him made him famous. What almost nobody has done is watch the real one, on camera, running the actual technique on a real prospect for 22 minutes with no script and no edit.

And the way he does it is the reason to watch.

He barely talks about the product. The first minutes are almost entirely questions, and every answer gets used against the person later in his own words. He is not persuading. He is collecting.

Then the phrase the comments turned into a meme. He ends his key sentences with four words that make agreement feel like the neutral option and refusal feel like rudeness. Once you notice it, you cannot unhear it, and you will catch it in the next call you take.

One viewer broke the whole method into 9 steps in a comment. It got 12 thousand likes, which tells you people are studying this video like a manual.

Here is the uncomfortable part. Every technique in it is ordinary sales advice: listen, mirror, remove friction, set expectations. That is exactly what makes it worth studying. The tools were never the crime. The intent was.

Learn what is being done to you and it stops working on you. That is the only defense there is.

22 minutes. No script. It is in the video.

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@paradeevic Interviewer: why is the sky blue? Feynman: That is an excellent question! Let me start by explaining why you are a complete idiot.

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@plasmatics77 @brivael So... do they have Prozac in France?

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@JohnCleese But you keep attacking those who try to stop it, so aren't you supporting this?

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Wow. Just… wow.

I’m not gonna say anything, just take a listen to what this fella says about Mamdani 😂

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@KUREVOLUTION55 @jk_rowling "Literally?" You are "literally" quite illiterate.

[st1ne @SolSt1ne]

Bill Ackman once turned $27 MILLION into $2.6 BILLION in a single month by betting the market would crash in March 2020.

Now the man who runs Pershing Square is back on camera with what he thinks happens next - to AI, to markets, to the world.

39-min of one of the most concentrated, high-conviction investors alive laying out his read

bookmark & watch - when Ackman makes a call, it moves markets

[Rohit @heyrohitai]

🚨 Anthropic just showed a 27-minute workshop on how to actually do prompts for Claude.

Taught by the people who built it.

Free. No registration. No paywall.

I've seen $300 courses that don't cover what they teach in the first 8 minutes.

Watch the session

[Amit Sharma @AmitSha77280075]

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[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@TheMaineWonk @ColdWarPatriot So your impecable logic is because they do not mention it, then it didn't happen.

They are saving it for the judge. Grab some Valium and go back to sleep, genius.

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@howardbstein @unusual_whales You have no choice whether you like it or not. Because it's either Trump or Trotskist madmen.

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@simon_schama Every single man who fought on THAT beach in 1944 would vote for Trump, support Hegseth, and laughed in your face if he could hear you.

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@LukeTrago @piersmorgan So Hamas wanted to do this to Israel, Israel won, what are you whining about, pussy boy?

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@WallStreetApes Gosh, and they like to position themselves as "educated"... what a joke...

[Ber Lin @BerLin51885]

@RepSwalwell @zerohedge So why should you be able to fight them when you denied this right to so many people?