ForeignerInBerlin

Leading the world in correct opinions

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

It’s October so time to throwback to when I went to a German Halloween deal in a non-scary costume and everyone told me “Halloween is about dressing up scary” and I had to point out that my country is the one who invented modern Halloween traditions which Germany copies.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

Nobody tells you this but part of the deal of paying $15 for a five guys burger is you get to take home one of the malt vinegar containers for free

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@SMGeehottie Bro go outside, I’m begging you. She said “what do you think of my hinge” and I said that her about me gave off crazy girl vibes (turns out I nailed it).

Why are you so pressed to litigate this? It doesn’t even involve you… get a life man. No wonder you’re single, Jesus.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

Woman online asks for feedback, gets it, doubles, triples down, declares me miserable. Blocks me. Now checks my profile to see if I’m talking about her. Obsessive online behavior. The loneliness epidemic is completely self inflicted.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@SMGeehottie Oh man. You think she’ll see this and want to bang you? I am happily married and was giving constructive feedback that she decided to ignore. Then I wished her well. Maybe it’s time you go touch some grass.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@dietxcokewhore “I was only pretending”. It’s ok. This is part of why you’re alone and when you figure that piece out you’ll probably be happier. Have a good night.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@dietxcokewhore I figured. But you asked for feedback and got it, best of luck.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@hurmos @AlexGodofsky You should check out Word. Made by the same people, just doesn’t have cells.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@pnwprincess23 “This random brand”

This is the most prestigious startup in the history of Berlin.

Ignore that it was founded as a German knockoff of Zappos by two guys who went to college in the US.

(The sad state of EU startups)

Enjoy the marathon! Hope you like the sound of drums.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@unsusme @The_UnitedFocus @itscalebadams Not even close dude.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@unsusme @The_UnitedFocus @itscalebadams I mean I would imagine at some point you would beat a country who finds soccer to be somewhere around its 7th most popular sport just above fishing

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@WxistellC @Wizz57058652 @The_UnitedFocus @itscalebadams I get that most of the world sees being English as a disability but didn’t realize you guys had embraced it too.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@Wizz57058652 @WxistellC @The_UnitedFocus @itscalebadams Yep you guys do always believe that don’t you

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@WxistellC @Wizz57058652 @The_UnitedFocus @itscalebadams Oh shit sounds like you guys are really good. Surely you’ve won the whole thing in the last 50 years then? Because if you can’t beat the little team called USA I guess that would be a good consolation.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@WxistellC @The_UnitedFocus @itscalebadams 0-1-2 against America on the biggest stage in sport according to you all. Try to just once beat us. Just once!

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@The_UnitedFocus @itscalebadams England has never beaten America in a World Cup game btw.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

@0xMarcB You’re going to die with a lot of money in your bank account and a family who remembers you as someone who wasn’t there as much as he could be. Congrats on that man. Something to be really proud of.

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

Coming from a language that doesn’t distinguish between shade and shadow this is rich.

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Sorry but I just learned that english has no word to distinguish between normal bones and fish bones like german does and I am beyond appalled and disgusted. Can we patch that please??

[ForeignerInBerlin @BerlinAuslander]

Guy who declares the scoreboard hat game is easier when the hats are see through.

No shit Sherlock that hard mode is harder than the regular mode.

Wordle fans are truly the lowest on the intellectual ladder