Lindsey Berlin

Immortal Witch for hire
she/her

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@jay_kec She’s a savage

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@jay_kec NOOOOPPPEE.

[Typewriter Astrology @Typewriterastro]

What’s yours?💭

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@PhilaOEM @PhiladelphiaGov

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@jay_kec Just as the legends foretold

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@jay_kec @friday_night You gave me two options and it was the more likely one

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@jay_kec This is the only way I park

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@jay_kec @friday_night

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@jay_kec Just scream off my rooftop

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@beckythehoff Complaining is a form of self care

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@jay_kec Unrelated how do we feel about Trailer Berlin-Dachko

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@jay_kec You're testing the name.

[Nazeer Art’aud @nazeerartaud]

And my dope music video

https://t.co/AiPM9ix4A9

[Nazeer Art’aud @nazeerartaud]

Damn this is doing way better than I thought it would 😂 while I have y’all attention, check out my Spotify 🙌🏾💯

https://t.co/DrvqbqCk9B

[Nazeer Art’aud @nazeerartaud]

Y’all worried about Lil Nas X giving the devil a lap dance? When I was 12, I witnessed the devil in a gay relationship w/ Saddam Hussein. Your children will be fine 😂

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@kmac1240 Google images is usually a good start

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Woody Allen really did an interview thirty years ago where he said that if he were a child molester he would have already done it, that he’d “had plenty of opportunities” and thought that would make him look LESS suspicious

[. @swordsjew]

this seems like a really weird reaction to a woman being murdered by a police officer

[Lieutenant Translord Theodore Mackenzie ✨ @teapaahty]

Going to go clean the hell out of my new apartment and light some incense and drink a beer and play some music and start with a clean slate ✨😌✨

[Lindsey Berlin @Berlindsey]

@verycoolgrandad It was all in the throne you wrote them on