FLESH HAVER

[gay contraption @temuchainz]

its sad that nobody references this one anymore

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

LeBron:

[J I Y U N A @jiyunaJP]

Didn’t want to say this while everyone was focused on EVO but…

Happy Birthday, @2dJazz. Hope you had a fun weekend.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

My favorite part of The Drama was when my wife paused it 45 minutes in, turned to me, and said “everyone is really overreacting, right?”

[FLESH HAVER @BerlinWalrus]

Fighting game players are the whiniest, shittiest group of people in the world. I'm glad they all take turns with who is being mad over any given choice made by publishers and developers because none of them deserve to be happy.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

if Minions were real I’d steal one and give it a ton of pills that I had like Xanax and Oxycodone

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

A24 should stop with the endless merchandise and useless experiments like candy and invest in something everyone wants: a crossover fighting game.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[mjsrightglove @mjsrightglove]

dudes used to just hand you particles

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Slayyyter I don’t want to worry you but they made it 17 years ago. Jason Statham came back and everything.

[FLESH HAVER @BerlinWalrus]

"I am the only smart person who has thought about this" is the worst feedback a person can give, I think.

[ONi | Nitten 🔜 EWC Paris @TheNitten]

Thanks @Sajam for putting this into words for me. Maybe people will trust one of the FGC goats rather than me on this lol

Def gonna book that Sajam headshot tattoo now

(The tat part is a joke)

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

Just had the thought that Ernest Borgnine kinda looked like a shishi lion/foo dog statue and now i cannot unsee it

[FLESH HAVER @BerlinWalrus]

@jchensor Have you ever had to block the assist's direction rather than the point character in a tag game with sandwich situations? Not counting high/low assists, but just directionally? Pretty sure the game would be unplayable if you could spend two bars to just make defense impossible.

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

You should have taken the course.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

They're adding the Mario movie that just came out to the Criterion Collection and they're removing a couple of titles to make room for it. Most of the Fellini films

[Coney @CONEY]

Back-in parkers have gotten way too comfortable, we gotta T-bone these dudes