Jake Berman

Wherever the world takes me

[Sam @TreIindor20]

6-1 in the last 7
4 game winning streak

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

@UPS I’ve been using your services for the past two years and spent hundreds through my business and the one time you subcontract USPS they fuck it up.

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

@UPS tell me if I’m misunderstanding but you’re telling me that even though I sent a package via surepost (insurance up to $100) and your subcontractor destroyed the package and stole the contents you aren’t liable? All because @USPS fucked up and you didn’t buy insurance?

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

@BennyBsf Ireland

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

My predictive text just suggested “Grodziskie”

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

Do you even #PLUR bro?

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

@MLBONFOX Thank god

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

Rock and roll can never die

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

@PatrickRothfuss Literally thought you were responding to a tweet from a fan account using your image as the profile pic. Uncannily similar.

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

@PeteBrissenden The dig on Netflix is amazing

[Ndamukong Suh @NdamukongSuh]

Can’t just leave things lying around on the ground like that.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Trevon Diggs when he sees the ball in the air:

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

Everyone talkin about Donda and Certified Lover Boy meanwhile @IronMaiden just dropped another classic #Senjutsu

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

@MrBeast @coinbase #CoinBeastSweepstakes

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

@PhillipCompeau Such a beautiful country

[Jake Berman @Bermsky]

@TheReferend @DGerowPR Farmhouse seltzys am I right?

[Adam ⚾️ @GradyTripp00]

The guy on the left (@STR0) keeps getting questioned and criticized for displaying emotion.

The guy on the right gets promoted by @MLB for doing the same thing.

I wonder why that is…

[Phillip Compeau @PhillipCompeau]

Getting acclimated back into society stinks. Most of you humans are awful