Benny (Big-Ticket) Henriks

Fly, Eagles Fly

[Benny (Big-Ticket) Henriks @BernardHenriks]

Going through old social media posts tonight, any female that publicly simped for Chuck Bass is getting reported to ICE

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Butler over St. John’s with Texas over Auburn is +2450. Have some better lines but some of you are too sensitive

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Easy money, if you didn’t throw your house on this please unfollow me

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One to go

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One to go

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2 leg, Tennessee over Alabama with Auburn over Florida +1900 thank me later.

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2 leg, Tennessee over Alabama with Auburn over Florida +1900 thank me later.

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If Shohei Ohtani was around during WW2 would 2 nukes have been enough?

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The silence on the death of Sister Jean from @NKapklutch6 is deafening

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I have a wedding to embarrass myself at tonight can anyone watch my dog?

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Well 30 is here for Benny. Just as a heads up, if things don’t turn around in the next 8 months I will be walking the plank

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Bar opens at 11am*
Benny at 10:59

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This beer is starting to taste like my car going off a 10 foot embankment

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County Sheriff - “who taught you to drink and drive like that”

Me -

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America has Benny Henriks

[An Deoraí @Eirigi_Gaeil]

Italy has Dante
Greece has Homer
Germany has Goethe
Rome had Virgil
England has Shakespeare
Who does Ireland have? Joyce? Pearse? Céitinn? Ua Laoghaire? Yet to come?

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Huda just admitted to being Iranian and they blew her to smithereens on the island #LoveIsland #IsraeliranWar

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Drinking and driving, in a playful and whimsical manner. Not in a way that is foolish and alcoholic

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Can a white boy let his hair down for the night?

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Anxiety is gone, threw 2 coronas, a double makers mark, and a fireball shot into my ole yeller. Time to go yell at some flight attendants.

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I’ve pissed on this 4 times now and it keeps getting more bruised. Has anyone has similar experiences?

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@AmericanAir thanks for sending one half of my family to Charlotte for the night while the other has to stay in Chicago after you had us miss our connection. Great service, this will be reconciled.

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I’ll take back what I said earlier. After eating the tenth Guinness ball I was able to recognize the man I saw in the mirror (barely).