Bernard Muthaura

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

Anunue ama aandike poem?

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Nunua gari

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

@marto254_ Na mimi sikuwa ata nimelala?

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

Mbele kuzuri

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

Mine is to echo what Mwalimu has said. Katibu inject kabisa

[Geoffrey Mosiria @HonMosiria]

Vile wanatembea majuu streets za New York in USA, mahali sheria inafanya kazi, hewa ni safi, pollution hakuna, traffic rules zinafwatwa na hakuna kuvuka kwa barabara mahali kuna footbridge. Pia wakuje watembee Kenya waulize vijana kama wako na kazi, SHA inafanya kazi, mbona kuna beggars kwa streets na viongozi wako kazi? Na vipi tutamaliza umaskini? Ukiwaona kwa ground, ni time wanataka kura zenu tu, na huo ndio mchezo wa viongozi.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The real story behind these two daughters of Agrippina who have been trending for throwing their hands in the air like they don't care at their father's funeral is that their mother abandoned their father when he was sick. The old, sick man was taken in by his first family and relatives. Both ladies are from the second wife, and it's said Mwendazake abandoned the first wife for over 28 years.

He only came back after being kicked out by the second wife. After the mother of these two Mikoras finished eating his money eat kisumoo, she abandoned him, especially now that he was becoming a burden with sickness and couldn't take care of himself.

The mother of these two pikiins dumped him at the goat wife's hacienda and disappeared, citing that hawezi panguza mtu mzima mavi. Unfortunately, the mzee kicked the famous bucket, and the first family and extended relatives got busy planning the final send-off.

Despite Mwendazake disappearing for over 28 years, the first family decided to take him back and took care of him for over 3 years. Mzee was an employee of KPLC, and the second wife had already taken over Mzee's pension. They never visited him until his demise.

On the big day when Mzee was to be escorted to Paradiso State lodge located along Sayuni Lane, these two daughters of Agrippina and their mother appeared donning black dresses, gogos, and speaking English of the nose as they pointed at chicken sufurias, ordering caterers to serve them imondoi, steak, and other nice chicken pieces.

When the daughters of Agrippina were given a chance to eulogize their father, they went on an insult spree, throwing insults at their uncles, aunties, and villagers. What these Mikoras don't know is that your immediate family may forget this and move on, but your relatives, villagers, and society will never forget your words.

Silence is power. But just from the look of things, you can tell the lady ni mauru... she looks like those women who can serve you Pishori a good one when you leave your drink unattended in a club. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

The only achievement in your life is being a political begger. You've done nothing and you depend on looted public funds to sustain your miserable life. Go please your masters.

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

@kijana_misa Jiongelelee wewe, don't touch these baddies.
Kwanza sasa wakivaa hivi alaf wapandishe uruaroo hapo juu, game over. Uliza @polo_kimanii

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

@ivymuthe Etu jicho tu
Khabusie

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

@McaTricky @orengo_james Engineer I officially follow you.
Sharp boy

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

Nimejoin https://t.co/2ng3PWkgsG je wewe?

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

If the motion to impeach haitakua tabled on Monday,Tutawapelekea sisi wenyewe.

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

@CNairobian1_ Kindly take action, the Climax guys are ever rude and never caring about the safety and interests of customers.
Last year waliacha my friend akiwa amelipa mpaka Kehancha wakampeleka mpaka Sirare. It was past midnight, wakapack na wakaenda. Na saa hiyo alikuwa dem. I hate Climax

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

Raymond Omolo this Rallies are bigger than you and you can not stop them. Release my Brother in law whom you have abducted this afternoon using DCI officers.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

You'd rather fail knowing you did all your best than living in regret knowing you had the chance but you did not use it.

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

@Kenya_Ports mmesema nirudi kwa foreman animalize?

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

@muchogokariuki 😂😂😂😂ambia foreman I'm sorry

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

@bevalynekwambo3

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

Introducing the People's Secretary General @edwinsifuna

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

@edwinsifuna history will remember you Omwami
Sisi ndio Sifuna sasa
People's Secretary General

[Bernard Muthaura @BernardMuthaura]

ODM is dead