Adam Berner

I like beep bop music, crab legs, and dogs. ❤️ ELL ❤️ Capitals | Wizards | Commanders | Nats

[Adam Berner @Berner_Adam8]

@jusbeinonlyme @playbook FD

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Day 1

[Adam Berner @Berner_Adam8]

WELCOME HOME 🐢🐢🐢

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Former #Patriots WR Stefon Diggs is set to sign with the #Commanders, sources say.

With an offseason at full health, Diggs is ready to hit the ground running as a key weapon for Jayden Daniels in Year 3. The QB-friendly WR should help.

[Adam Berner @Berner_Adam8]

@AndreyRublev97 you suck

[Adam Berner @Berner_Adam8]

@peyton_stearns change your bio to "I suck at tennis" 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Ash ™️ @ash4nd1021]

Tobey and Garfield’s acting here is nutty look at how casual this conversation flows like it’s actually the peters having a real life conversation

[Adam Berner @Berner_Adam8]

@MattyChucks All the little kiddies who follow you probably laughed

[Dan Kolko @DanKolko_]

Just go ahead and put the Curly W on his Hall of Fame plaque right now. So great having Old Man Max back at Nats Park.

[yothisisyo @YoThisIsY0]

How discussing anything on Internet feels📚

[R i N K Y @RinkyReport]

I don't think we talk enough how good the forwards group of the Washington Capitals is 🤯
#NHL #ALLCAPS

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

One of the best casual convos in Family Guy 😂

[Adam Berner @Berner_Adam8]

@shadybiev People probably thought it was scheffler until they saw the ball travel two feet and out of bounds.

[1001Tracklists Media @1001TLtv]

Martin Garrix mixing into a new ID after "High On Life" and "Tremor" at Tomorrowland caught everyone off guard in the best way 🎆

[Adam Berner @Berner_Adam8]

@sean_incredible Shut your corny ass up

[Adam Berner @Berner_Adam8]

@sean_incredible Let's just take the other 5 batters while we at it. Mfs will see this and call this dude a genius

[Adam Berner @Berner_Adam8]

@MattyChucks Get fucked

[séan @MortalAspect]

gets me every single time btw