Bernie Prasetya

Dog, games, and football...!!! #weareacmilan

[War Noir @war_noir]

#Indonesia 🇮🇩: West Papua National Liberation Army” (#TPNPB) killed a woman who was allegedly working for Military Intelligence in #Yahukimo.

The TPNPB members were apparently armed with a couple of Scoped Bolt-Action rifles —possibly chambered in 5.56mm / .223 and made locally.

[Maudy Asmara @Mdy_Asmara1701]

Cadas banget statementnya bang Syukur Mandar 😎

[Motivaciones Fútbol @MotivacionesF]

🚨 ¡PREDICCIÓN QUE SACUDE AL MUNDIAL! 😳🔮

Nana Kwaku Bonsam, el espiritualista ghanés que se hizo viral por el supuesto “embrujo” a Harry Kane, lanzó una nueva y polémica profecía.

🗣️ Asegura que Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 será la selección que eliminará a Argentina 🇦🇷 de Lionel Messi en los octavos de final.

Pero no se quedó ahí. También afirmó que, según el “Plano astral”, el campeón del Mundial ya está decidido: será Portugal 🇵🇹 de Cristiano Ronaldo. 👀🏆

[Rang Simabua @rang_simabua]

Silakan disimak aja.. 😊🤭

[🥀 @boxxtoc]

Dari sekian banyak pidato, pidato kali ini bener bener nyesek

Rakyat yang bayar gaji kalian, dikritik malah dibales:

“EMANG GUE PIKIRIN” dan disambut tepuk tangan yang meriah

[tempe.co @tempedotc0]

WOKK LIATT WOKK, NEGARA KITA DIGORENG PERUSAHAAN LUAR LAGI WOKK 😹😹🫵🫵

[Jeni_Ly again @Jelli_cent]

Oh ternyata daya jilatnya udh dari lama 🥱🥱

Bener bang Adian
Dulu tidak dibayar rakyat bicara (untuk rakyat)
Skrg dibayar rakyat malah diam
(Tetep bicara dia tp untuk rezim)

[WhatsThePoint @thehouseoffootb]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on the Messi vs Ronaldo GOAT debate:

“Every week, every month, every year, somebody asks me the same question.”

🗣️ “‘Zlatan, who is the GOAT? Messi or Ronaldo?’”

🗣️ “Honestly? I get tired of hearing it.”

🗣️ “Not because they aren't great players. They are.”

🗣️ “But because people talk about football as if it is a video game.”

🗣️ “One player scores a goal and suddenly he's the GOAT.”

🗣️ “The other wins a trophy and suddenly the debate is over.”

🗣️ “Football is bigger than that.”

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest athletes football has ever seen.”

🗣️ “The goals. The mentality. The discipline. The longevity.”

🗣️ “Nobody can take that away from him.”

🗣️ “Over 900 career goals.”

🗣️ “League titles in different countries.”

🗣️ “Champions Leagues.”

🗣️ “Records everywhere.”

🗣️ “Cristiano created a legacy that may never be repeated.”

🗣️ “But then there is Lionel Messi.”

🗣️ “And this is where people get angry with me.”

🗣️ “Because for me, Messi is not normal.”

🗣️ “Cristiano mastered football.”

🗣️ “Messi became football.”

🗣️ “When I watch Messi, I don't see a player following the game.”

🗣️ “I see a player creating the game.”

🗣️ ��The goals.”

🗣️ “The assists.”

🗣️ “The dribbling.”

🗣️ “The vision.”

🗣️ “The intelligence.”

🗣️ “The World Cup.”

🗣️ “Everything.”

🗣️ “People ask me how I compare them.”

🗣️ “Sometimes I don't understand the comparison.”

🗣️ “It's like comparing a lion to a shark.”

🗣️ “Both are killers.”

🗣️ “But they hunt differently.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is the greatest goalscorer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “Messi is the greatest footballer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “There is a difference.”

🗣️ “And before Ronaldo fans get angry, listen carefully.”

🗣️ “Being second to Messi is not an insult.”

🗣️ “Most players would dream of being second.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is a legend.”

🗣️ “A football icon.”

🗣️ “A player who changed history.”

🗣️ “But if you lock me in a room and force me to choose one player...”

🗣️ “One player for one match.”

🗣️ “One player for my life.”

🗣️ “One player to represent football itself.”

🗣️ “I choose Messi.”

🗣️ “Every time.”

🗣️ “Because goals can be broken.”

🗣️ “Records can be broken.”

🗣️ “Trophies can be matched.”

🗣️ “But what Messi does with a football?”

🗣️ “That cannot be taught.”

🗣️ “That cannot be trained.”

🗣️ “That is a gift from God.”

🐐🇦🇷⚽

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players in history.”

🗣️ “Lionel Messi is history.”

[fin @awaaannnn__]

“kami mau melapor ke polisi, polisi punya dapur sppg, kami mau melapor ke TNI, TNI punya dapur sppg, kami mau melapor ke DPR, DPR pun punya dapur sppg. jadi ini jalan terakhir kami untuk mengadu, kepada konstitusilah kami berharap”
—ucap seorang guru, pendidik anak bangsa. ironi.

[txtdrimedia @txtdrimedia]

Pak guru Iman, Kepala Advokasi Guru, tahan tangis di MK saat nyampein dampak buruk MBG pada guru & bandingkan gaji guru dgn petugas SPPG

"setelah ada MBG, terjadi PHK massal terhadap guru honorer & PPPK"

"di Langkat ada guru honorer di gaji 500rb/bulan, di Sumedang 50rb" 🥹

[Bernie Prasetya @BerniePras]

@txtdrimedia Semoga segera ada yg bergerak lengserkan pemerintahan ini.

[Mr. Jarwo @MrJarwork]

Masih ada aja modelan begini, dibayar berapa ya?

[Lemonthea @Helloweensk]

Rezim Anti Kritik Mobil Tiyo Ardianto Dipasangi Pelacak

[Virdian Aurellio @virdianaurellio]

Kepada para pemimpin republik, kami orang muda bukan musuh bangsa ini. Jangan kerahkan tentara dan polisi untuk membatasi suara kami.

Ajak kami berdialog dan penuhi tuntutan kami. Kami bukan penyebab krisis, para pejabat brengsek itu adalah penyebab kekacauan ini.

[Febri 👻 @fbrreds]

Demo di Bundaran HI ini unik, karena biasanya demo ke lembaga pemerintahan tertentu

Tapi bundaran HI itu sumber traffic: masyarakt dan sosial media

peluang media ngeliput naik
peluang sosmed divideoin orang juga naik

orang aware-> tujuan demo terpenuhi dengan cara baru

[RisangP @rsngprad]

Jujur bingung banget

Negara mulai menunjukkan tanda-tanda perbaikan. Rupiah menguat, pasar merespons positif, koruptor mulai ditangkap, reshuffle disiapkan. Tapi masih ada yang ngotot demo 12 Juni.

Jadi sebenarnya yang dicari solusi atau memang ingin bikin gaduh?

Nah ini contoh twit buzzer ya ges, biasanya harganya 1 twit begini 3000-5000 rupiah.
Kalau ditawarin begini, jangan mau ya. Masa bayarannya kalah sama pertamax 1 liter

[Bernie Prasetya @BerniePras]

@NEDUszn8 Milan Baros.

[Bernie Prasetya @BerniePras]

@bakuldimsum_ Goblok asu asuuu... Pejabat lawak.

[Hidup sebagai +62 @Hidupsebagai62]

Rocky gerung sudah resah juga ya ...
Setuju kawan2?

[𝔹𝕚𝕃𝕃 ℝ𝕒𝕐 @BiLLRaY2019]

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