Bernie Trumpler Jr

No matter how many rectal exams I've had in life, it always feels special like the first time.

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@MikeAndMike with no Eric Hipple or Vince Ferragamo or Evans on it, the top 10 list is invalid...#getitright

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@MNightShyamalan Way to ruin McAvoy's acting asshat! #GladIwaitedforOnDemand #predictable #TheBeastruinedit

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@Espngreeny Kareem actually 6 MVPs, all time scorer and gave Oscar his only title. People need to stop arguing LeBron V MJ. #therealGOAT

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@MikeAndMike Blair Witch Project because it appears the horrible movie ends with everyone dying...

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@almadrigal knew u were good, saw your spec. Laughed so hard I farted. Genius. I should know. Funniest guy on planet with only 10 followers

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@pattonoswalt Did your bro do like he did with Jerry Maguire when he saw The Circle trailer? I'm sure u carry the hacks w headliner credits.

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@realjeffreyross & @SarahKSilverman, have done it once. Rickles was the only 1 to ever make me laugh so hard I shit myself thrice.#themaster

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@RussilloKanell any chance in hell Sox preseason get higher local ratings than you? Sick of team bromance getting cut for meaningless games

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@RussilloKanell unfortunately missed most of live show today...you guys both need to plug where you got your shirts...#killingit

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@LeBatardShow I get & love show & understand Dan's point/?. But ironic he beat horse to death before moving on to animal loving guest...

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@MikeAndMike Sterling Sharpe had better career averages, & Jerry Kramer, LC Greenwood, &Jim Marshall still out. Shut up TO! #grumpyoldman

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@MikeAndMike Sterling Sharpe, Jerry Kramer, Jim Marshall, and LC Greenwood should be in before TO OR TD...Just to name a few...

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@MikeAndMike love Stink's knowledge & breakdown of football & home&garden care, but more in need of his haircare breakdown #betterthangreeny

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@MikeAndMike Before worrying about newbies, let's get the likes of Greenwood, Jim Marshall,and Jerry Kramer in Hall. To name few.#pathpavers

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@MikeAndMike All HOF should be based on however WAR can be figured out VS one's era they played.Too many who should be not in. #140notenough

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

If you're a dude who is randomly getting punched in the face or kicked in the taint region, just remember you're wearing skinny sweat pants.

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

Apparently Tyler doesn't like going 0-60 in 2.8 seconds...

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#CelticsLOGE9

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

@MikeAndMike...Golic, Greeny is completely correct on Titanic. NFL mans man or not, you lose at least 2 credits. #mancardrules

[Bernie Trumpler Jr @BernitoTrumpler]

Just read that I am not yet too old to make good $$ selling one of my nuts either legitimately or on the black market. #winning