ned bernstein

35 years young. Beer, Football, and my family. Father of two autistic sons, kevin and Higgin. exjew

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

Just stopped at @CicisOfficial, they are having a limited time offer. I grabbed the shreck rhino splooge🐛 and cheese🧀! Now this was spectacular 💯, after eating I started coughing and excreting green slop. Other than that it tasted #GRATE get it? Like cheese grater haha? #cicis

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@notcee_fan Tinkledick!

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@autismmom439 If I liked a men’s device I would totally want it up my butt!

[Scott J. McKinney @ScottMckdad]

Woohoo!

It’s Tubinator’s first day at the “Autism Diddy Daycare” — it had good reviews online and the handler seems nice.

Good job my little autistic all-star!

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@ScottMckdad @DarrenJGraham Wow, Your son is so autistic!

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@dfwfeetparlor Hey man I’m really going through a lot. I would appreciate it if you would stop marking funny me

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@oelma__ I love the admiration for this food, don’t let anybody tell you your food isn’t seasoned. That’s my type of meal!

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

Sometimes I wonder if it’s even worth the trouble to keep going, thank you if you’re reading this and good night😔.

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

Hey guys just want to take time out of my dad to tell y’all my origin story(lol). I grew up Jewish with a strict family and it was really hard. My dad would make me plant bombs in towers and melt steel beams.

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

So at one point I had enough, I had left the Jew life and never looked back. At this moment in time I know that was a bad move because I got blacklisted from all major companies for bad mouthing the Jew name.. I really try hard and none of my family even reaches out or checks in.

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@bobert20256 Hey man, coming at this from a true maga American🦅. I do not like that you say the most American thing is for nerds. NASCAR is the life line for the U.S.

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

I love this, this is what we need in this f’d up world😔#autismdad #rapevictim #metoo

[Krishnadev Satyarthi @KrisBhattarai]

#StandUpForAutism

After learning that a school has banned a child with autism from participating in a school trip, I cannot remain silent.

Exclusion is not policy — it is discrimination.

There are children who are left out of birthday parties. There are children who want to join a team but are not chosen — because winning is valued more than belonging.

What are we teaching our children?

Children with special needs are not “different problems” to be managed. They are human beings. They have dreams, feelings, and the same longing every child has — to be seen, included, and accepted.

Inclusion is not an act of charity. It is a responsibility. Compassion is not optional.
It is education.

If we fail to stand up now, we silently approve exclusion.

So I am asking:

Who is willing to copy and paste this message — not just share it, but consciously post it — to show that we stand for dignity, inclusion, and equal belonging?

They deserve full love.
They deserve full respect.
They deserve to belong. 💜💙

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@bobert20256 Aww too bad your dad beat you back in 95🤣

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@bobert20256 It would be if you spelt it right 🤣 #kickrocks

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

My nephew sent me this picture of the Celina bobcat basketball game🏀🏀⛹️. I love how they are playing here with full effort💯. The one thing I’m against here is the diversity, I thought they were all gone and kicked out of Celina? Do better Celina #makecelinawhite

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@LudwigAhgren I’ve been in this situation before, so don’t fret!! I was walking my two autistic sons, Harold (9) and Gibbey (6) and to my dismay, they got off their leash! Even worse, my late wife Esperanza was cruising by and wasn’t paying attention. Harold and Gibbey didn’t make it.

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@dfwfeetparlor @bobert20256 Thank you for the compliment I wouldn’t even let you near my kids for a happy ending from Celina

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@bobert20256 @dfwfeetparlor Ok keyboard warrior🤓, I’d like to see you try to fuck my kids. They have the tightest little wholes you would ever feel so don’t even try it!

[ned bernstein @BernsteinNed]

@dfwfeetparlor I heard about your intern and was like absolutely not, I clocked the situation and made sure I got there first. Gibbey and Harold rolled through too — peak ride-or-die behavior. We spent the entire night munting, making terrible life choices.#munt #beef