Bern

A sentient frayed rope. Every following statement is a coping mechanism.

[Bern @BernStoogin]

If frosted flakes were a bitch I'd let her peg me

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@William58874718 @Inevitable548 You mean his hand inside of his pants grabbing his cock clear as day? That's not part of a search.

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@CrimesReais I would've twisted the little scrotes ear until he let go. Then I'd continue twisting until he begs her for forgiveness.

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@WiggerMaggot Show me one instance of him clutching pearls.

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@DivinoNinoband ❤️

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@ShitpostRock MDE

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

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@ThatAmishdude @ErikBenAbba This is gonna come back to haunt you man

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@ThatAmishdude @AfricanHub_ Holy shit I thought you'd be innocent this is diabolical 💀

[birdbath @birdbath]

A prank I always wanted to pull off is where someone says "those are hard to come by" (referring to some rare object) & I nut right next to it in under a minute, but I've only been able to do it that quick alone in my room looking at a pic of my ex after I knew I lost her forever

[birdbath @birdbath]

Captioning "me and who?" to a pic of total blackness. And I don't just say that to lure out the goth sluts, I'd willfully enter into eternal darkness with the one I loved if it'd put an end to the perpetual inundation of daily affairs to which we're all enslaved and humiliated by

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@lemndetox Black people are far from the only ones with curly hair 💀

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@f1rera1ns @PopCrave Bro lose weight

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@CopyIsaac @AndySemetic14 Damn you scrolled for a solid minute on his media tab to find dirt? Shits lame.

[bella ❀ | @bofadelrey]

oh my god beverly hills too i hope the chihuahuas stay safe…

[Bern @BernStoogin]

@Panchenko_X @akafacehots The only scarier thing than either of these situations is the lazy eye thousand yard stare into the camera. Not a comprehensive thought behind those eyes.

[Bern @BernStoogin]

@OmnipresentDave @CNviolations Stop with the unalive shit

[Chadwick Moore @Chadwick_Moore]

I don’t wanna give Trump any more ideas, but these guys don’t have guns anymore…

[Seerut K. Chawla @seerutkchawla]

When people say, “oh nothing happened we just stopped loving each other” this is what they’re talking about.

This is how relationships die a quiet death.