Austin Berry

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

@DadFeels @tooopure @DadFeels Aren't all meals just a remix of FOOD?

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

@Soy_Wendell I mean you could gain a skill and get a job using that skill that pays more instead of working minimum wage jobs that aren't meant to be a career... #socialismsucks

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

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[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

Me: *doing something stupid*
Matt: *look of disgust*

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

show me a picture you have of yourself on your phone thats really fucking stupid but you’ll never delete. here’s one of mine

[Jared Monroe @TheJaredMonroe]

What “promise”? American citizenship is not a human right. Sorry that sucks but it’s the truth.

[Tony Hager @hagertony]

Get parents off the mat. They clearly only know headlocks anyways. 🤷🏼‍♂️

https://t.co/G96mOTOxsp

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

Since when is it harassment when the person who is being "harassed" walks up to you shouting and banging a drum in your face? 😂🥁

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

I had my doubts but LeBron does it again.

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

"This was another attempt again by the state to put my life in danger, and to put me back in prison to have me killed." - Tommy Robinson, April 2016

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Michael: Is there any way we can get rid of Toby?

David Wallace: Not without cause.

Michael: I have cause. It is be-cause I hate him.

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

I can see how this works but Gerald thinks he owns the dang highway and is to incompetent to at least use his turn signal. So ya I'm mad and I'm letting him know. https://t.co/SOfvDsiSeQ

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

Defending MS-13 is almost as bad as saying you like to listen to Nickleback EDM remixes. #MS13

[Jared Monroe @TheJaredMonroe]

I truly can’t understand how the same people that mourn a miscarriage can defend abortion. Literally the only thing that’s different is in one case, you WANTED it. How do they reconcile that?

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

If it were carbon monoxide leaks we would probably put carbon monoxide detectors in the school and fix the leak instead of posting signs saying it's a "carbon manoxide free zone" when in reality nothing is stoping the carbon monoxide from entering the school... just saying https://t.co/svpfrI723K

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

we are in the middle of a war on children. KIDS are risking their lives just to go to school!! They are going to battle every day. Teenagers. Five year olds. Imagine if they were dying at this rate of anything else. If if it was carbon monoxide leaks, we’d fix the fucking leaks.

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

Only two more years until I can truly rock out to @taylorswift13 #feeling22

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

Kayne is my new spirit animal https://t.co/3Kx0eLFzwz

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

Never thought I'd have something in common with @kanyewest https://t.co/6sInkPeT8a

[Austin Berry @Berrya520]

My heart goes out to Parkland, Florida. It's just insane that this has become a normal thing. We need you now more than ever Lord!