essential Merm

I can't afford to not record.

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

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[essential Merm @Berryam]

Being married is cute but coming home to an eBay package is 🥰

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Trying to find my dad at Raffis is like finding a needle in a haystack

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I feel like I was the Wiggins of my shift today. Did most the work and probably getting paid the least

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Me watching the chest compressions on Succession

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One day our kids will be like mom I’m getting a robot arm and we’ll be like but your regular arm is so beautiful and they’ll say no mom I need the iArm

[essential Merm @Berryam]

A good middle eastern Italian name would be Al Dente

[essential Merm @Berryam]

My phone autocorrecting Marc Jacobs to Marc Kabobs is everything u need to know about me

[essential Merm @Berryam]

Do I want kids or do I want to put things on tables

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Very much prefer peoples non AI faces

[essential Merm @Berryam]

I love the French name: *complete silence* Every letter in the name is silent. Really poetic

[essential Merm @Berryam]

I feel like the thought actually doesn’t count

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LA accent is probably the ugliest on earth

[essential Merm @Berryam]

Concept: eco-conscious brand that designs invisible clothes . Bc the only eco-conscious clothes u can buy is no clothes

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This flight attendant from oak to bur taking her job so serious I feel like we’re going to the moon

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@delicate_freaky Watering can for life

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Sending love and support to all the women and men fighting for freedom in Iran today tomorrow yesterday and until there is a #freeiran ♥️✊#WomanLifeFreedom #MahsaAmini #IranProtests2022

[essential Merm @Berryam]

What part of RSVP does no one understand

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I’ve been making a lot of healthy choices like not eating the cream in my oreos

[essential Merm @Berryam]

I almost ordered a hailey Bieber smoothie on my erewhon app and was like wow u cannot be that person so I bought 3 pairs of shoes instead