Berry McCaulkiner

AEPi UMICH ‘27 alum #touse #expand

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

It’s days like these when u realize that life is sweet. CFB is on. Sydney Sweeney still has a rack. And IU sucks. #charliekirk #nattylight #pcpwaphi #ufc

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

It is only when a mosquito lands on ur balls that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without violence. #charliekirk #buddynight #phimoooooooo #trafficcone

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

@WayneKerr213 @3Hugh_G_Rection She was an absolute rocket. Had the privilege of laying the pipe in the #aepi kitchen back in ‘99. #icrackedfirst #enjoymyseconds #charliekirk #bag #bobosucks

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

Caleb Williams sucks #charliekirk #paintmynailslikeabitch #mypussylipsgothurtonthefieldandineedacarttotakemeoff

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

Boys what a day to be an #aepi. #superstroker #wanktillicum #fetishforcharliekirk #nuttedinafreshamnbutt

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

@WayneKerr213 @sydney_sweeney #threesomebutleaveoutwayne #twoinchesbutgoodmotion

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

@WayneKerr213 #wheresthepussy #here #nuttedinafreshman #charliekirk

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

@3Hugh_G_Rection @JebBobothe3rd Hit the backyard like Bibi hit our towers. #opps #italianstalion #charliekirk #havesexwme #rolltide

[Hugh G Rection @3Hugh_G_Rection]

@JebBobothe3rd Jebediah just heard 12 is down the street. Keep an eye out. #squid #CharlieKirk

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

Was casually eating the box ( yes I get pussy) when I flashedbacked to the days of pledging for #aepi at umich. Loved the b&b night bag and brews when me and @WayneKerr213 ran the most successful two man. #bringbackbush #nineelevenwasisreal #poopgate #boxmunchlikecharliekirk

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

@3Hugh_G_Rection Was just at Wine Wednesday w the rockets of APHI. Glad to know the piss missile still shoots. #whenisbuddynight #supersoaker #bobostinks

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

#redmango

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

Was choking the 🐓 when I solved the mystery of who killed #sexycharliekirk. It came to me in a ejactulation evacuation I like to say. I belive the murderer was indeed Gucci Morty. #guccigang #bibinetyanyahoisdaddy #redmango

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

Maddison beer popped into the item shop. How do I buy more than one? Real answers only. #charliekirk #burgerkingfootletuce #merrykirkmas

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

@WayneKerr213 U can have my left over box #whydogoodgirlslikebadguys #eshansuckz

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

Don’t point ur sticks at me @WayneKerr213 your challenging me to a duel. #charliekirk

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

@WayneKerr213 @carterdbryant @carterdbryant would be a good pledge #charliekirk #goodboy #expand

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

@WayneKerr213 #kirkifymydih

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

#charliekirkdidntdiefornothing

[Berry McCaulkiner @BerryMcCaulknhr]

@WayneKerr213 Franks red hot going in ur foreskin. #feeltheburn #putthatshitonyoshit