Bert

Fine purveyor of terminological inexactitudes ;-)

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Can I bags first dibs on "Are these really celebrities?" 😜 #imacelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Dale to pip Miguel to the KotJ title? #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

My guess - Myf & Cos #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

No mention of the car manufacturer from Daisy. Perhaps they're not on the approved product placement list #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

IACGMOOH definitely gets 10/10 for product placement! #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Rhona: The queen of barfology! Ewwwww... #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

LOl. Consentino has the nose of a bloodhound! #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

I hope @Channel10AU got ratings as they certainly didn't get their moneys worth with Perez #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

I guess a "I hope the door hits your arse on the way out" is in order #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Ummmm.. what just happened?? #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Probably can turn off now. Miguel has locked in the KotJ title #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Just add a fear of crocodiles to the post-show counselling bill #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

I can only imagine how good bacon must taste after three weeks of oats, rice and beans 😊 #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Should have chosen Perez and Miguel for the next trial. All 9 stars achieved in Spanish #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Surely the "it might be you" includes the evictee and two other random stuff? Makes no sense otherwise that Miguel was included #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

No pickles thrown on the walls of the Tok Toki? Outrageous! #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

There's a Macas in the middle of the Kruger National Park? #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

All this for a Maccas meal for dinner? I'll take rice and beans thanks (probably tastes better too)! #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Would never have picked an AFL footballer as the beacon of all things sensible #ImACelebrityAU

[Bert @Bert_the_lad]

Damn, spot the hangry ants! #ImACelebrityAU