BertaGunSlinger

Certified smart ass | Lift or die | #NoHomoBro

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Goal: Get back to this by September but maybe a little leaner this time 💪🏻

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@hanz333_ That’s if autocorrect doesn’t fuck me over. FFS.

Hairy!

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@NatashaCL7 Sounds a little like she’s a dom 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@TorontoStar Only $190k? They can maybe print full colour flyers with that. Whoopiedoo

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Supplements have gotten stupidly expensive

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@Advanced_mnky 🪵

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@markyeg Awr happy birthday dude!

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@Prins_PewPew Viva

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@jeffzeff

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@yegwave So what about Canadian federal senators and their opinions about provincial politics?

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@CDubbs

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@claystaggs Oh very serious

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The one thing that pisses me off big time in Ontario (even more than the street shitters) is that the moment you have a second beer they’re like “how are you getting home?”

At the airport it’s like “what time is your flight?”

Like, just bring my alcohol. Your tip is now $0

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@jay_acuna Yes. But no. Yes.

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@NatashaCL7 You do you. Always

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@cooperwademusic Most of them these days fight the “chauvinistic princess in distress” perception and try to prove their independence and no need for a man. Well, that’s great. My heart bleeds. But feminism is no better than chauvinism.

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I was born with an uncanny amount of sarcasm, mostly the humorous kind.

It rubs most people the wrong way.

Luckily I’m rubbed the right way.

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@jay_acuna Honesty. Now that’s a shocker

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@WhiteOakSwamp1 I can only imagine what Tower of Babel events take place there

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@WhiteOakSwamp1 Wouldn’t know. Have never been.