Bert Creates

Music Covers • ASMR • Short Films Parody

Emotional vocals, relaxing tingles, and hilarious parodies!

All my creative stuff lives here!

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@ClutchPoints @ringer Thought experiment: Replace Scottie Pippen with another MJ.... Guaranteed Championships. Replace MJ with another Scottie Pippen.... No Championships. The math is simple.

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My latest cinema thingy

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ASMR Blue Slime on 3Dio Ears – Picking, Stretching & Scraping (No Talking) https://t.co/ldPKqRW4Fy via @YouTube

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A video!

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I'm back! New #asmr video is available now!

Enjoy! https://t.co/F8SyuLtBGY

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Drift off fast with this ASMR video… Oily latex gloves massaging your ears – slow, slippery, no talking 😌🫧

Deep relaxation guaranteed!

https://t.co/XDUnMSJQdR

#ASMR #EarMassage #OilyASMR #SleepASMR

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Watch this ASMR and you will sleep better! 🤗🌛

https://t.co/3VrSajbIrF

#ASMR #EarCleaning #MicScratching

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New ASMR is live ✍️📓

Close-up Sharpie writing sounds — no talking, slow handwritten strokes on paper for calm focus & relaxation (20 min).

If you enjoy simple, satisfying marker sounds… this one’s for you 🎧

https://t.co/tPZ1z26IUE

More ASMR twice a week.

#ASMR #WritingSounds

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@mrmikeMTL I do, because it was my number too.

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New ASMR is live 🌙

Close-up mic brushing & scratching with a foam cover — no talking, slow to intense sounds for deep relaxation & sleep (23 min).

If you’re lying awake right now… this might help 😴🎧

https://t.co/A8kjEE22BP

More ASMR twice a week.

#ASMR #MicBrushing #NoTalkingASMR #ASMRforSleep

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New ASMR video is live 🖤

Whispered gum chewing + relaxed rambling — very old-school, lo-fi, and intentionally simple.

Recorded years ago, shared now as part of my ASMR archive.

If you like calm whispers and gum chewing sounds, this one’s for you.

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#ASMR #Intentional #LoFi #Whispering #gumchewing

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🎬 New channel launch: Bert Creates Films

My first short parody is live — a cinematic Godfather-style scene with a dry, understated twist.

Short. Moody. Slightly absurd.

Watch here 👇
https://t.co/exlcwf1lXQ

More films & parodies coming when inspiration hits.

#ShortFilm #Parody #IndieFilm #Filmmaking #TheGodfather #Therapy #ASMR #Music

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ASMR New Drop ✨

No talking, slow & immersive binaural ear rubbing + shaving foam ear massage on 3DIO 🤍

Gentle hands, soft textures, deep relaxation

If you’re craving calm, soothing sensations → this one’s for you.

https://t.co/PfWKGTYHa3

New ASMR twice a week 🌙

#ASMR #NoTalkingASMR #BinauralASMR #EarMassage #Relax

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New ASMR Video is live!

"Let Me Fix You" – gentle personal attention, positive affirmations & binaural ear triggers (16 min).

A sentimental favorite from the archives with a heartfelt message ♡

https://t.co/NJDPe4iEmh

More 2×/week!

#ASMR #PersonalAttention #AffirmationsASMR

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@Matt_Pinner 20 out of 20 for me!

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ASMR New Drop!

Intense Binaural Mic Tapping & Ear Scratching – no talking, close-up fast aggressive triggers on 3DIO (19 min)

If you like strong, deliberate sensations → this one's for you!

https://t.co/RvtJsYWyAl

More 2× week!

#ASMR #IntenseASMR #MicTapping

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Le Nurse is back and he's not impressed with your "diseased eyes" 👀

Whispered sarcastic nurse exam roleplay: latex glove sounds, gentle ear rubbing, note scribbles, flashlight follow-the-light, and just enough attitude to make you chuckle while you tingle.

New upload on Bert Creates ASMR!
Link: https://t.co/wk5wVG3Edm

20 min of binaural relaxation with a twist. Enjoy and Sweet dreams 😴

#ASMR #NurseASMR #RoleplayASMR #GloveSounds #EarMassage

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ASMR Video 2 is live! 🔥

Intense Mic Brushing & Ear Scratching – no talking, close-up binaural triggers for deep tingles (20 min).

If you like strong, deliberate sensations → this one's for you 😈🎧

Link in bio / https://t.co/zIvyc21Upn

More 2× week! #ASMR #IntenseASMR #MicBrushing

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Bert Creates ASMR – first video still live & gaining tingles!

Personal Attention Roleplay: Face Cleaning, Ear Massage & Whispers (Binaural) [26 min]

Full relaxation – link in bio or here:
https://t.co/PuMqKYDyZ2

More ASMR 2x/week! 😴🎧

#ASMR #PersonalAttention #EarMassage