Tim Blake

Booze hound, liquid evangelist, Stillery Gin Mechanic, Enotria&CoeTerritory manager, dirty food ninja, bartender, father....

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

@pepsi Just to be clear. I am from the UK and soda is just bubbly water…. Is @pepsi just bubbly water?

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

@JC07297975 @metoffice https://t.co/TB1zi7gm12

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

@GAMEdigital How do I contact you for a late delivery? No information received. 1-3 days and now at day 5? No live chat, no phone..

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

@jonmitch48 @LewisHamilton If i supported Halifax I’d be bitter too....

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

@BreffniHugh @bbcquestiontime ‘The nurse’.... maybe a little flippant https://t.co/L7NmNWOS2R

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

@beccahayg @MarkourbseBID @West_Suffolk I think this clearly states the reasoning for the BID formation and how it is overseen...https://t.co/MhQawRmJ7j

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

Does anyone else think that David Gower looks like a nice little old last in his caption photo #bbccricket #bbc @BBCSport @Gowie_ #mynan #cricket #england #southafrica

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

@bbcstrictly @kelvin_fletcher @OtiMabuse B m

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay ... this is phenomenal and horrifying in equal measure. Sent from my iPhone https://t.co/nyL73Qgg5P

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

Peterborough fire: Trailer blaze at Hotpoint factory.... is it too early for a tumble dryer joke? https://t.co/nNVMI0I11e

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

No single gene associated with being gay.... are we still checking this shit? Have we also double checked the worlds not flat? https://t.co/3ghOhXiS8d

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

Surely we are destined to get fuck all done when they are arguing about what telly channel to argue on... #brexit #movingtothemoon #may #corbyn #debate

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

Salman and Putin are meeting to discuss Khashoggi murder. Can’t help feeling this a is a ways of working meeting about ‘best practices’ #putin #Khashoggi #SaudiArabia #g20

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

Endurance swimmer Lewis Pugh completes English Channel challenge .... Cruel and unusual punishment for a man who swims 348 miles and his met at the finish line by.... Michael Gove. https://t.co/pANx8pgiql

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

BANK HOLIDAY B&Q UPDATE. There is a mob forming at the door...

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

I feel I’ve peeked as a middle aged man. It’s 9.53 on Bank Holiday Sunday and I’m waiting for B&Q to open... #wherediditallgowrong

[Ginterviews @GinterviewsUK]

Fun & knowledgeable. Quirky & cool!

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

International travel is a ball bag.... #holidays #ryanair

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

I’m 38.... I learnt why the sky is blue today. #schoolday

[Tim Blake @Bertiesmalls]

I’m listening to Ini kamooze and feeling quite smug about it... #nooneknowswhatsplaying