Bert

Not the machine

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@HunterBiden Will you go on @LegionOfSkanks ?

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@lizzo Fashizzo Tour

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@CrackAmicoRAP Light em up

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@luisjgomez They were given their talking points

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@Nero You look like Tony Hinchcliffe if he were straight

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@daltonleepruitt You can't see it but he's also getting his ass eaten by Bam in the picture on the right

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What she got she got to give it to her paw paw

[Josh or whatever. @SerioJoshehe]

Red Hоt Chili Peppers’ Anthony Kiedis, 52, with girlfriend Helena, 19.

It’s legal, but I wouldn’t cry if he got a nose bleed in a shark tank.

Scumbag pervert.

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@funnydavidlucas @MattWalshBlog The biggest uncle Tom since the literal Uncle Tom

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@ACatNamedMo Where's all your ducks???

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@luisjgomez To take it a step further, I'd say they have an active interest in ensuring that predators keep fucking kids so that they can continue making content indefinitely

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@ZASpookshow Can I like it if I just think Frank the bunny is cool or if I get off on Maggie Gyllenhaal's little bratty attitude?

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@CrackAmicoRAP Get em all

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@CrackAmicoRAP Only reason I watched

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@bathroomass He's the best supporting character on Seinfeld

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@CrackAmicoRAP The funniest thing Bert ever did was troll Doug Benson by bringing cheeseburgers to feed the whole audience at Doug's show. Doug was so pissed and Bert had to do an apology podcast from his hotel room with him lol

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@Reuters This guy looks like something out of a Tool music video