Bert Nordstrom

coffee lover, instagram beginner, love the feel of a fresh skin suit

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@richKILLSbury @beiberholes leave me out of your virtual #lemonparty you fuckin lungers

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Guy talking about his sick dad but you can't take him seriously because his cup of coffee is way too fuckin... https://t.co/BP3OTUotTP

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@richKILLSbury richKILLSbury tweets are like black jellybeans

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes my condolensces dude. #teamPW

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

yo @SAWFAN666 are you going to bring out more #BO$$HOTDOG mediums? I lost lots of weight and am no longer large + in charge and cant fill XL

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes here is your new god slayer. You're welcome. http://t.co/7FAHi9iMbx

[COREY SAWFAN666 @SAWFAN666]

I HATE BEIN AT THE DOCTER AT ANY MINUTE THEY CAN ASK 2 SEE YR JUNK AN THEN THEYLL GO HOME AN TELL THERE WIFE HOW WIERD IT LOOKED I KNO IT

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes I didn't do too many missions - kept getting side tracked walking my dog, killing prostitutes and buying suits #knowledge

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes not very many :( I played for a while and it was the most fun I've ever had in my entire life. #westcoastclassics

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes haha really? How is the gaming going so far? I'm locking myself in for a massive session this weekend. Care to join @SHAQ?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Look I know Kanye West can be a bit juvenile at times but say what you want, scientifically her booty IS why God invented my balls.

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes i'm assuming trevor is your first character choice? #luckybastard

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes GTA V this weekend my man. Niko Belic RIP. loading up on mountain dew game fuel as we speak. You?

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

hey @SAWFAN666 check this painter vid next time you're on the subway and need an erection to subside https://t.co/MnOQVPaaOx

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

hi @maggielooke working hard or hardly working?

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes what are you going there for? Sick of fucking your hand? I will if I can #notlikely

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@SAWFAN666 been a while my dude. What's happening? How's the big apple? more like big city lol. Slaughtered any strange lately? #premiumgyme

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes haha man I watched a moleman compilation two days ago. This one is never included - https://t.co/YAT2iFhj87

[Bert Nordstrom @BertNordstrom]

@beiberholes no plans yet. How was fast 6?

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