CEO of Thighs

Follow if you don't mind ego-boosting an insecure man and don't mind seeing the occasional horny retweet thanks ✌️😎

[CEO of Thighs @BertTheMachine]

Banger tweet 🥵

[Willian 🍉 @0WillB]

@DayzWithered @JakeChinatown1 @airbagged1 i fucking the Fallout community it's Disgusting

[happy lucky yeappy @chronon_v6]

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[The Boys Out of Context Clips @TheBoysOOCC]

Cameron Crovetti acknowledges the ‘Excuse me Sir’ meme 😂 . #TheBoys

[cappuccino @TheCappuccino04]

penis love (Extended Version)

[PBandJam1226 @Jam1226P]

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[Medic @MedicDoesStuff]

this would be penis penis oh in 2021.

[Rafii_304 (✨ART COMMS OPEN📌) @CallMeBy_Rafii]

i love wasting my time

[Medic @MedicDoesStuff]

i'm surprised no one has done a bieber coachella version of this, so i bring you this.

[MMaker @mmakerdotmoe]

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[Sky ★ @Sky_12000]

Holy fuck…

[brovie @brokolov]

PENIS PUSSY ASS

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

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[CEO of Thighs @BertTheMachine]

@Prs0nne @turtlekiosk No, you're recruited into His Royal Majesty's Secret Service

[CEO of Thighs @BertTheMachine]

@_engineerPlier_ He's part German though? He is Asian and White so I wouldn't go as far as to say people just calling him white is racism

[CEO of Thighs @BertTheMachine]

@Games2Grackle @pcgamer @BethesdaStudios Tbf Obsidian went into the agreement knowing they would only get 18 months and signed a contract saying they'd get a bonus if they scored 85 or higher, it was also their choice then to get wayyy too ambitious for what the game should have, which caused the messy release it had.

[CEO of Thighs @BertTheMachine]

@dreadspitewar @TwinkLit42 You're a strange specimen, fascinated by the prospect of someone being happier than you, imagination running wild conceiving desperate scenarios of their downfall.
Chud behaviour 🫪

[CEO of Thighs @BertTheMachine]

@prasad1287 @IGN Well the first game released on Xbox 5 years after the initial release, so 2030 perhaps? Hopefully earlier.
Project Helix would let you just buy it off steam before that point though.