The Roommate™

@mikaprinslet fan page

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

"Never lose your heart, endure that hardship, take that negativity and smack Satan in the nuts with positivity."

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Klingon Bible School

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Who is me to stop love? -Randy

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

@ people who don't know shit from shinola... What the hell

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Sugar momma? More like sugar harem

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Doesn't count in jail, it's just gayngster.

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Cumrag is a gender neutral term -Emdubs

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

she posted a selfie and i started applying for higher paying jobs i got an interview on monday

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Property doesn't get an opinion -mdubs

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

I couldn't hear you over me body slamming this beef in my mouth -@MikaPrinslet

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Coconut Mullet

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Wrong or right, just be white -emdubs

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

I don't want dick pics, I just want money 😭

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Then it was the bonkening

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

"it's kinda its butthole, not gunna lie...
So anyway, the house's butthole"

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Aprons don't have genders

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

You got some loud eyes, girl. I can hear u blinking, sounds wet.

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Greek yogurt guac salsa tuna fried egg burrito? Also not a thing @MikaPrinslet

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Chilly tuna isn't a thing!!!

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

Bite my glorious drunken ass

[The Roommate™ @BeshyMwahs]

New boundary, no jazz hands in my mouth.