Best Drunk Tweets

Did I really just say that?

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"i mean i just wanna smoke weed"

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Oh, you just hit the gym?

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"That bitch...where the hell is my flexi flask?"

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"Did someone say tacos?"

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"Getting drunk in a hotel..."

[emily @emmmz56]

“@BestDrunkTweets: "i don't need this- i need tequila"”

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"Cooooookieeeeee"

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"He can't pronounce it right until he gets drunk #poser"

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"I love taco bell more than I love my boyfriend"

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"i don't need this- i need tequila"

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"why don't i have a chaseeeeeeeee ohhh a taco"

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"I just can't today means I totally can tonight"

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taco bell breakfast in 2 days

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"Why is everyone making me leave"

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"Sometimes I wish I could have stayed in high school, but then I remember how hard it was to get alcohol"

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"Heyyyy I wanna try thatttt flavor"

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"I can't help it if I black out"

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"No way, publix fried chicken is by far the best hangover food"

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"I needs some nums"

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"Why didn't they pick me for the bachelor? I'm so funny"