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Tweeting only the best quotes on the net.

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its 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science

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french fries are a really important part of my life

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Remember when we all died in 2012

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Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

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My girlfriend says we don't spend enough time together, so I moved the Xbox into the kitchen.

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Out of all the lies I've told, "Just kidding" is my favorite.

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To be honest, I really don't give a fuck. I lose friends, make friends and make enemies everyday. Regardless, I'm still going to be me.

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me: is it weird i talk 2 myself so much me: ya a bit me: could be worse we could be a killer me: das true me: im hungry me: me too lets eat

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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Woman Officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Guy: Boobies!

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curled hair >>> curling hair <<<

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In French, you don't really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that 😘

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I just hope you miss me too.

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I cannot lose you, because if I ever did I'd have lost my best friend, my soul mate, my smile, my laugh, my everything.

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Miley can't stop, won't stop, but needs to stop.

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Bitch, I'm not Willy Wonka, I don't sugar coat shit.

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despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good like how does it manage to do that be tasty with no taste

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Go out with me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretel?

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RT @bitchprobIem: that goodnight text though 😍😘 http://t.co/x9t7Ux18ik

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Remember when we all died in 2012