Dave Betch

[Yorkie 'B' 🏴‍☠️ RN VD and Scar..🇬🇧 @RenownVet21]

Happy St George's Day to all my fellow Flag shagging, Racist, Nazi, English bastards! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚓

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

Right world. You're in trouble now. The Betch is back!

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@pourmeavino Usually me.

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@BBCNews Shut up. More hype. I have no sympathy. Stop treating drivers like dirt. You can give us 50k, but we still have to shit in the bushes and sleep in lay bys with soiled nappies and bags of puke. And get our loads stolen, blamed for it or filled in or procecuted for defending it.

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I heard a thing. Teamwork makes the dream work. Well that may be so unless the rest of the team are a bunch w*nkers.

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@louiseminchin @Mersey_Maritime How much time have you spent at sea?

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@hal_flowerrr Just be thankful it's just a stab vest in that case.

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@SkyNews If you want to make a cake, you have to break some eggs.

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

With scenes you might be upserii F. , you might be exposed to people whose family and loved ones have absorbed than you ever did at school

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@EasternCPM @LancashireFRS Aspiring firefighters. Get one of these and lug it around. It's approximately the same size and weight of an uncharged branch (fire hose with no water in it). I am waking up my muscle memory.

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@SpeysideJ @HMSPWLS @OC207Sqn @RAF_Marham @StnCdrRAFMarham @UKDefJournal @AdmTonyRadakin @RoyalNavy @UKJFHQ @VAdmBenKey @RoyalAirForce @NATO_MARCOM @NATO @BWallaceMP I can assure you, I joined the Navy and managed to avoid it.

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@x_abbdesmond Wide awake at 0500. Completely comatosed and a zombie at 0700.

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@itvcorrie @ITV @WeAreSTV @itvhub Well this was totally predictable because we don't want men thinking they have an option to find happiness and have to tied to the fat fumpy woman who looked like a supermodel 20 years ago.

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@MajorityRules2 😂😂

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@ArchRose90 Well exactly

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Nicola Sturgeon is considering calling in the UK Army to deal with Scotland’s ambulance crisis.

For someone who believes she’s competent enough to run an independent Scotland, she relies on Westminster & the Union for help a lot.

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@Dacia_FR Well I hope you have sorted out the AWD (it's not 4WD) system. The old system was good for not getting stuck but the handling was appalling on snow.

[Dave Betch @betch_dave]

@notasborednow Well you have to admire his hootspar. And you obviously made an impression.