Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤

🗑Mess Maker
🔮Magic Finder
🔨Rule Breaker
💛Justice Monger
📚Reader
🖋Writer
❄️Snowflake
🔥Fire... mostly on FB & Insta @ BethMWoolsey

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

@ALRutter Please do not forget to tell your friends they must buy you towels for your 42nd birthday. It's the only appropriate gift for Life, the Universe, and Everything Day. (Also, WHO DOESN'T NEED NEW TOWELS BY THE TIME THEY'RE 42?)

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

Hazel escaped her yard and brought herself over for a play date with my Zoey. Look how sorry she is. Best prison break ever.

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

So... just me? OK. That’s cool. Cool. Cool cool.

Also, IDK why my cohost’s name is Jim but it is what it is, friends. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

Does anyone else spend the entire #Olympics narrating their daily life in their head as if they’re an announcer? ...

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

... This could go very, very badly, Jim, or it could be a huge payoff. It’s the difference between gold and not placing at all. We’ll find out the results later, after a commercial break sponsored by Oreos, when the cycle finishes and the judges weigh in.”

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

I think I’m super young and then stuff happens like I run into my son-in-law at the pharmacy while I’m buying arthritis cream. 🙄 So I guess I’m 47 after all. 👎🏼

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

🩸CONVERGENCE ⚔️
After stealing the contract to become a delivery agent for the Fae Crown Prince, Magda must use her human mathemagics to navigate a dangerous wilderness & stop a war—with the prince and the man who secretly loves him in tow.

#PitMad #F #AD #YA #NA #LGBT #OWN

[Morgan Hazelwood left X @MorganHzlwood]

GIRL OF FIRE AND THORNS X FROZEN
Lilivan's dreams of becoming a premier holy inker die when jealousy of her little sister causes unholy marks to show on her body.
Now she can either kill herself, submit to temple "purification", or run.
No one survives purification
#pitmad #ya #f

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

CONVERGENCE
🩸 A stolen contract
🏹 A Fae guard hiding his love for his prince
💫 The girl mathemagician who ties them together
🏔 And their dangerous mission to stop the human/Fae war

Found family🌟Deep platonic connection🌟Slow-burn romance
#PitMad #F #AD #YA #NA #LGBT #OWN

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

🩸CONVERGENCE ⚔️
After stealing the contract to become a delivery agent for the Fae Crown Prince, Magda must use human mathemagics to navigate a dangerous wilderness and stop a war—with the prince and the man who secretly loves him in tow.

#PitMad #F #AD #YA #NA #LGBT #OWN

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

CONVERGENCE
🩸 A stolen contract
🏹 The Fae guard hiding his love for his prince
💫 The girl mathemagician who ties them together
🏔 And their dangerous mission to stop the human/Fae war

Found family🌟Deep platonic connection🌟Slow-burn romance
#PitMad #F #AD #YA #NA #LGBT #OWN

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

Q4! A full quartet. Quantum’s sister, Leap, has helped with each delivery and cleaned Quantum in between. They’re the sweetest. #Foster #Kittens 4/?

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

Third time is the charm! Kitten #3 has arrived. White or orange? 🤷🏻‍♀️ We’ll see when it’s dry and fluffy. #Foster #Kittens 3/?

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

Resting btw babies. These labor faces are on point. I feel you, mama. ❤️ #Foster #Kittens

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

And then there were two! Q2 is here.

Kitten Watch 2021 #Foster #Kittens
2/?

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

THE KITTENS ARE COMING! THE KITTENS ARE COMING! I am the Paul Revere of baby cats! Quantum’s first baby has ARRIVED. More soon. 🐾🎉

(We’re working on physics-related names in the Quantum Leap theme. Feel free to share ideas.) #Foster #Kittens 1/?

[Beth Woolsey (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🖤 @Beth_Woolsey]

Belly massage is all we do anymore. These knocked up ladies are working hard to grow their babies.

#MamaCat #Foster #KittensSoon https://t.co/cxrJSng3yH