Bethany Gabbitas

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

Gone to a gig on my own and it feels mint/shit at the same time lol

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

I feel as though I’m going to shit myself except it’s gonna come from my belly button. Idk how else to describe the pain I’m in rn

[Jack @jacktattywills]

“Don’t wind the dog up”

Me:

[Grace Goslin @GoslinGrace]

People my age be on baby number 3 and I’m still on mambo number 5

[#pamcon @duurtvader]

did the spice girls write this

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

I think I’m thicccccccckkk

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

My mouth tastes like ass

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

Off to see JPEG with my man tonight

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

My doctor just told me I need to take up yoga and Pilates 🧘‍♀️ lmao cos I’m an old woman with back issues @ 20 AHAHAHAH :|

[Stephen @Stephenlough95]

....babababababababa

[Jalen Brown @itsJalenB]

southerner: it’s kinda chilly lol 😊

northerner: COLD?? 💀💀💀💀����you think this weather is actually COLD LMFAOOO just wait until it’s -24 degrees and you have 5 minutes to run to class before the hypothermia hits. you potbellied southern hicks.

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

@whoiscaseygent Living the best lyf

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

It’s 10:25am and I’m about to have breakfast in Wetherspoons and there’s people drinking full pints. IMAGINE

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

I’ve been going on dates with the same guy for just under a month and I can already tell I’m gonna b nervous every single god damn time and I’m delighted by that thought

[Bethany Gabbitas @BethanyGabbitas]

On a date and I’m so nervous I can feel the sweat dripping down my back HAHA

[How Old Is Henry? @howoldishenry]

Were he alive today, King Henry VIII would be 527 years, 2 months and 19 days old.