Bethany Green

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

@The_Dr_Defense don't take it personally, the only account I've been following the past two years is @KilroysKOK .

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

Breaking my lengthy Twitter hiatus to share that a Disney princess quiz just told me I was Hans from Frozen. Hans.

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

Parent selfie status = we tried. #forthecolts #TENvsIND

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

"It's normally this dark, there's just usually light" - @gangsta_grace

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

You're an absurd straw

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

Friends let friends take shots alone

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

"I don't know what they are called, the spaces between seconds- but I think of you always in those intervals"

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

@Alex_HEARTnett after it's over you're like "ugh thank god"

[Alexandra Hartnett @Alex_HEARTnett]

Eating a clif bar is like an intense jaw workout @BethanyGGreen

[Gracie K. @gangsta_grace]

Lol I love buying textbooks

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

Times I think im actually dating @Duree_LaVonne -- "hang on let me light the candles before you walk in"

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

We were turnt. Turnt about a shirt. Shirnt, if you will. @Duree_LaVonne

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

James Dean attending a dance class. NYC, 1955

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

Me-"Akhil, twenty is so old!" Akhil-"it's also half a century" .....nailed it.

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

@Alex_HEARTnett Alex, Pitbull and Ke$ha are more important than being socially acceptable. So you better move...that song to your playlist

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

@Alex_HEARTnett It's goin downward dog. I'm yellin timber ;)

[Bethany Green @BethanyGGreen]

@Timeflies Meeeeeeeeee I love you