Bethany Heasley

I live, I laugh, I share random thoughts on Twitter

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@Austen @HeasleyK13 lol

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

This debate....

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@cvspharmacy Messaged

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@cvspharmacy do you not have people answering phones at the pharmacy anymore? Your app doesn’t have the answers I need and I’ve listening to the same hold song for 10 mins and counting.

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@johnnyslawrence What’s the general price point you were seeing? I’m still in the queue

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@mattxiv @HeasleyK13 one said they “protect and serve” but they don’t protect and they certainly aren’t serving 💀💀💀

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@HeasleyK13 @barstoolsports how about you give credit for a copywrited photo?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Taylor Swift passing Alix Earle in the hallway at Arrowhead

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@HeasleyK13 I’m happy to be a part of the baby boom 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@HeasleyK13 I hate to be the one to tell you this….

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@feistyfrank @HeasleyK13

[Htennek Yelsaeh @HeasleyK13]

@BethanyLaven 😂

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ashton Kutcher has a whole company dedicated to sex trafficking, but is asking for leniency for his rapist bestie. Everybody’s an ally until it’s someone they know committing the crime.

[Bethany Heasley @BethanyLaven]

@OAlexanderDK @baronhatfield @HeasleyK13

[Htennek Yelsaeh @HeasleyK13]

Hear me out, I’m not saying the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is going to happen, but @joeyjaws just came out and said and I quote, “I’m gonna get the rest of the guys out and we’re gonna do this f***er.” #nathansfamous #ESPN

[Garlic Bread 🥖 @GarlicBread69]

Unironically the best example of healthy masculinity this year in media has to be Ronald Gladden from #JuryDuty

[Paige @_samepaige_]

Ronald showing Todd “A Bugs Life” to explain to him it’s okay to be different…this sweet sweet soul omg #JuryDuty