Jenny Lynn

Personal account. Be the fern. Marketing Gal. Writer. Marathoner. Minnesota.

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

"We've got 20% of the world's fresh water." – @Tim_Walz

Was hoping to get a callout by name, but that'll do.

[Jenny Lynn @BeTheFern]

@KelleyKga @dr_kkjetelina This was entirely predictable and is the natural result of Republicans thinking public health officials were part of a fake news plot instead of offering guidance that aligned with science.

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

Incredible how easy it is to reveal Republican cravenness when you’re able to easily transpose your thoughts into words.

[Jenny Lynn @BeTheFern]

@karagoucher I need to hear you talk to Des about his back to back wins and training! I’ve been dying for the banter.

[Jenny Lynn @BeTheFern]

@des_linden Omg I bought this vacuum and I think it’s designed to keep you vacuuming until the end of time.

[Jenny Lynn @BeTheFern]

@richbsufc @runcandice I’d do what you did in training. Now is not the time to make changes to fueling.

[Jenny Lynn @BeTheFern]

@TomBroback They all want to cut! If I had let him scope me, I’d be back to square 1 with 3+ months of PT and god knows what other hell from surgery. We need to learn to try the hard stuff first. PT is not easy and it was a slow process, but surgery should be a last resort.

[bonky @shesbonky]

In honor of stupid Christians pretending that women's leggings are too revealing, each day I will be posting a photo of a man, exercising in almost nothing, in public spaces.

Pt. 1:

[Jenny Lynn @BeTheFern]

Catholic school: I brought @StephenKing for free reading in middle school and they took it away. I was only allowed to read what was in the school library for teens, but I had read all that bs by the time I was 10. Thx for making books into forbidden fruit. #recoveringcatholic

[des_linden @des_linden]

“I wish somebody would have told me, babe. Someday, these will be the good old days. All the love you won't forget
And all these reckless nights you won't regret. Someday soon, your whole life's gonna change. You'll miss the magic of these good old days.”

🫡 #BostonMarathon 10

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

✔️ Signing reproductive freedom into law 
✔️ Ensuring every kid can eat breakfast and lunch at school 
✔️ Providing millions in tax cuts  

It’s been the most productive legislative session in a generation – and we’re far from done delivering for Minnesotans.

[Michael Cleere @mikecleere]

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year.
More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.

[Conscious Content @cci_wisdom]

He who for the sake of happiness hurts others who also want happiness, shall not hereafter find happiness.

[Mankato West Scarlets @WestScarlets]

Scarlets are section Champs! Great game boys! #ScarletPride @mwscarletfb

[Jenny Lynn @BeTheFern]

@dhmontgomery @lkmcgann For real though, if you liked Serial, listen to even just the first 3 episodes of the Case Against Adnan Syed on the @Undisclosedpod - they follow a similar path and share new and much better researched info. https://t.co/JsSG76LdBg

[Jenny Lynn @BeTheFern]

@dhmontgomery @lkmcgann The police found the car and then told Jay to say where it was.